Help for the Haunted

“When will she back?”


“I don’t know, Sylvie. In some ways, that’s up to her.” My mother looked out at the empty driveway, hands resting on the thick stack of paper in her lap. When I asked what those pages were, the question brought more tears. I reached over, rubbed my hand on her back, feeling the knobby bumps of her spine. At last, my mother took a breath and told me that when she woke that morning, she made up her mind to fight her weariness and get out of bed to cook us breakfast. After being cooped up in that bedroom, however, she first wanted a glimpse of the sun. That’s when she opened the front door and caught sight of the vandalized mailbox and toppled trash cans. “I made my way to the street and picked up some of that trash, then lifted the mailbox off the ground only to discover this manuscript stuffed in there. It’s from that reporter your father welcomed into our lives.”

Inside the house, the phone rang. It had begun to sound like small screams to me. “Do you need to get that?”

My mother shook her head, waved it away. She looked down at the title on the top page. I did too: Help for the Haunted: The Unusual Work of Sylvester and Rose Mason by Samuel Heekin. “Your father,” she said, when the ringing stopped, “thought he was going to persuade the man to omit certain details he apparently told him one night when they were out having a drink after an official interview. But Sam—Mr. Heekin, I mean—had already finished the book and has no plans of changing even a single word. It will be published in another few months. September, actually. Heekin intended to give it to your father last night, but chickened out—that’s the only way to say it. Instead, he slipped it in our box after he dropped him off. Before whoever came by and knocked it off the post.”

“How do you know all this?” I asked.

I glimpsed an odd expression on my mother’s face then: a wide-eyed flicker that left me with the feeling she’d said more than she intended. Her mouth opened to answer, but just then the phone burst into another series of shrill screams. I asked once more if she needed to get it, and she told me, “Eventually, I should. But he’ll call back.”

“He? Who is calling?”

“Well, I don’t mean he. Not exactly anyway. After all, there are plenty of people calling. More reporters who want to interview us. And these people who call themselves lecture agents, who want to book your father and me all over the country for more talks. And so many strangers have been calling too, more than ever before, seeking our help. But there’s one person who has been more persistent than the rest. Relentless, in fact.

“But enough about that,” she added, looking at me with her glittery eyes. “What’s most important, Sylvie, is that I need you to promise you’ll never ever read these pages, even when the book is published. This reporter no longer has a good opinion of your father. And whoever’s fault that is—your dad’s, mine—I don’t want you going forward in life with disillusioned feelings about your own father, who loves you very much and would do anything for you.”

“I promise,” I told her, meaning it. “I won’t read any of it. Not a single word.”

“That’s my good girl.” She brushed back more hair, wiping her eyes too. “I knew I could count on you. And now, Sylvie, I need to ask your help with something else. Between what’s happened with Rose and now this book, your father is going to be pretty upset when he gets home. I’d like there to be one less thing that frustrates him.”

We sat for a long moment, side by side, silent except for the sound of our breathing, the sounds of birds and squirrels all around. My mother did not need to say anything more; I knew what she was asking. Even though a sizable part of me wanted to refuse, another part—the part that wanted to please her, the part that felt so dogged about using my smarts to solve any problem—had already begun dissecting the matter. It took little time before arriving at the most obvious method. I stood and told my mother I’d be right back, before making my way into the house and down the basement stairs.

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