Fudge Cupcake Murder

Chapter Fourteen

 

 

 

 

 

There was no one suspicious at graveside, unless Hannah wanted to count Bertie Straub, who stared at the casket throughout the short service without blinking. But Hannah knew that Bertie was probably trying to figure out what Nettie had spent on the funeral. Andrea didn't see anyone that struck a sour note either, and Hannah had kicked herself all the way home for even considering taking a tip from her mother.

 

"Hi, Moishe," Hannah called out, opening the door to her condo and bracing herself to receive the flying ball of orange and white fur that hurtled itself in her arms. She carried him in the kitchen, set him down by his food bowl, and filled it with the food he liked. Then she headed off to her bedroom to put on her usual Sunday attire.

 

Five minutes later, dressed in jeans and an old pullover sweater, Hannah settled down on the couch to vegetate. She was a bit hungry, but that could wait. She wanted the mindless oblivion of a documentary on something of absolutely no interest to her. Then she could curl up and doze and perhaps catch up on some of the sleep she'd lost since Sheriff Grant had been killed.

 

Hannah woke up to a ringing phone and an announcer's nasal voice describing the mating habits of the dung beetle. She reached out for the phone and said hello before she realized that she could have let the answering machine get it.

 

"Oh, Hannah! I'm so glad you're home!"

 

It was Andrea's voice and Hannah almost groaned out loud. She wasn't sure she had the patience to sympathize with another domestic crisis tonight. But sisterly concern took precedence over things like sleep, and food, and personal time at home. "What's the matter, Andrea?"

 

"Bill cleaned out the refrigerator while we were at Sheriff Grant's funeral and he threw out all my nail polish!"

 

Hannah wondered if she should have her hearing checked. Or perhaps she was still asleep and this was one of those strange dreams that didn't make any sense. She could have sworn that Andrea had said nail polish. "Bill threw out your what?"

 

"My nail polish."

 

Hannah was relieved to know that her hearing was fine, and she must be awake if she'd heard Andrea correctly. But asleep or awake, she was still confused by her sister's answer. "Why do you keep nail polish in the refrigerator?"

 

"It lasts longer that way. You know how after you use about half a bottle, the rest gets all gunky and thick?"

 

"No."

 

Andrea sighed so loudly that Hannah could hear it over the line. "You'd know it if you wore nail polish. And you should, Hannah. Your nails are a disgrace. Mother and I were just talking about…"

 

"Forget it, Andrea," Hannah interrupted. "In my line of work, nail polish would last about five seconds before I ruined it."

 

"You're right, I suppose. Anyway… if you keep nail polish in the refrigerator, it doesn't dry out. I read that in a beauty tip column and it really works. I keep mine in those little round cups on the door."

 

"The egg keepers?"

 

"So that's what they're for! Anyway, I used to keep the bottles in the meat drawer, but they rolled around in there. I moved them to the egg keepers and they fit really nice."

 

"And Bill threw out all the bottles?"

 

"Well… he didn't actually throw them out, but he might just as well have. He took them out and put them in a box for safekeeping. And now he can't remember where he put the box. I just know that by the time we find it, the polish will be all gunky. That's why I need to get out of here, Hannah. I'm really mad at him and I have to cool off. And there's another reason, too."

 

"What's that?" Hannah asked, settling back on the sofa. This could take a while.

 

"Bill said that since Tracey's gone, he's going to clean out the attic tonight."

 

"Where's Tracey?"

 

"At Mother's. She called and asked if Tracey could stay overnight. I think she felt guilty because she turned me down the other day."

 

Hannah snorted. "Guilty? Mother?"

 

"You're right. That can't be it. But Bill's going to want me to go up to the attic with him and I just know we're going to have a big fight over which things to toss and which things to keep."

 

"And if you're busy and you can't help him, he might forget the attic and do something innocuous like watch sports on television?"

 

"Exactly. So what time can you pick me up?"

 

Hannah shook her head to clear it and glanced at her watch. It was already eight-fifteen. "Forty-five minutes?"

 

"Perfect. I'll think of some excuse for Bill. Just honk the horn when you get here and I'll come right out."

 

 

 

"I brought the list of suspects Nettie gave us," Andrea said, as Hannah backed out the driveway. "I thought we could go over it together and try to remember if we spotted any of them at the funeral."

 

"That's good. Where are we going?"

 

"Let's go to Bertanelli's. I'm in the mood for one of their pizzas."

 

"You didn't have dinner?"

 

"Of course I did, but I didn't eat very much. Bill made chicken and it wasn't very good. You drive and I'll call a couple of names on the way there."

 

Hannah glanced at her watch. It was already nine-fifteen. "It's a little late to call now, isn't it?"

 

"For here it is, but I haven't checked out Ivan Hill yet. He lives in California and it's only seven-fifteen out there."

 

Hannah took the road out of town. If Andrea wanted a pizza, that's what they'd get. "Who's Ivan Hill?"

 

"The father of the other boy in the car when Jamie was killed."

 

"Right," Hannah said and turned onto the highway. If what Nettie told them was accurate, Ivan Hill could be their killer. Sheriff Grant had been harassing Mr. Hill, calling him on the phone and trying to dig up evidence that his son had been drinking and driving, even when the initial accident report clearly stated that Jamie was behind the wheel. Sheriff Grant couldn't bring himself to blame his son, not even when the lab reports confirmed that Jamie's blood-alcohol level had been three times the legal limit. Nettie had said it was possible that the long-suffering Mr. Hill finally snapped and decided to end her husband's harassment.

 

Hannah kept her eyes on the road, but she listened as Andrea placed the call and got Ivan's wife on the line. Once Andrea had explained that Sheriff Grant was dead, the rest of the conversation was one-sided and there was little Hannah could learn from phrases like "Oh, that's too bad," and "I'm so sorry."

 

"Well, that was a waste," Andrea said, disconnecting the call and tossing her phone back in her purse. "Ivan Hill had a heart attack the night before Sheriff Grant was murdered."

 

"He's dead?"

 

"No, he's going to make it. But his wife said they had to do a triple bypass and he's still hooked up to all kinds of monitors. He's in the clear, Hannah. There's no way he flew to Minnesota less than a day after open-heart surgery and bashed in Sheriff Grant's head."

 

"I guess not," Hannah said, turning in at their favorite pizza place. Bertram and Ellie Kuehn owned the pizzeria and between the two of them, they couldn't come up with a single drop of Italian blood. But when they ran their first names together, it sounded Italian and that's why they'd named their place Bertanelli's.

 

"I can hardly wait," Andrea said, unbuckling her seat belt and getting out of the truck. "I'll make more calls while we're waiting for our order. I want an Ellie's special with everything on it. How about you?"

 

"That's fine with me. How about the anchovies?" Hannah raced a little to keep up. Even though Andrea complained she was having trouble with her balance, she could certainly move fast when there was food involved.

 

"Hold on. Let me check." Andrea stopped in mid-waddle and looked down at her ankles. Even in the dim glow of the neon sign that beckoned them to the best pizza in Winnetka County, Hannah could see that they were swollen.

 

"You'd better not," Hannah advised. "Your ankles look like sausages."

 

"I know. I probably shouldn't eat pizza either, but I really want it."

 

"Let's compromise," Hannah suggested. "We'll get a medium pizza instead of a large and then you won't eat as much."

 

Andrea gave her a saucy grin as she pushed open the door and the aroma of freshly baked pizza embraced them. "Wanna bet?"

 

Five minutes later, they'd placed their order and were waiting at a table in the back with large diet cokes and a tray containing glass shakers of Parmesan cheese and crushed red peppers, and a basket of moist towelettes in individual foil packages.

 

"I love this place," Andrea said, looking around her with pure adoration. "Their pizza's the best and they always…”

 

"What is it?" Hannah asked, when Andrea stopped speaking abruptly.

 

Andrea took a deep breath and when she replied, her voice was shaking. "It's him!"

 

"Who's him?" Hannah asked, wondering if there was a more grammatically correct way to ask the question.

 

"Mike." Andrea said his name with pure distaste. "He's sitting in a booth in near the front with someone I don't know. She's wearing a sheriff's department jacket, so maybe Mike hired her to…" Andrea stopped and swallowed hard, "…replace Bill."

 

Hannah sat up straighter for a better view and her stomach slammed all the way down to her toes as she caught sight of Mike. He was so handsome and she was so ready for this whole fight to be over. Here he was, a mere twenty feet away, and she couldn't even smile at him the way the new deputy was doing, or reach out and take his hand the way the new deputy was doing, or… Hannah gasped as the new deputy turned to look toward their booth.

 

"What's the matter?" This time it was Andrea's turn to ask. "Your face just turned a really funny color."

 

"That would be green."

 

"What?"

 

"Never mind. The woman with Mike isn't a new deputy."

 

"Well, that's a relief! Who is she then?"

 

Hannah decided to answer, even though it wasn't a relief at all. "Her name is Shawna Lee Quinn."

 

"What a name! She sounds like an actress, or a singer."

 

Or an exotic dancer, Hannah thought, but she didn't say it. "She's the newest civilian employee at the station. Sheriff Grant hired her when one of the secretaries retired."

 

"How do you know that?"

 

"The last time I was out at the station, when I was still speaking to him, Mike introduced me to her."

 

"Oh. Well, what is she doing with Mike?"

 

Hannah sighed. "Probably everything."

 

"What?"

 

"Never mind. Maybe Mike promised her dinner if she stayed late. He's the acting sheriff and he could do that."

 

"She's certainly attractive," Andrea commented, watching as Shawna Lee slipped out of the jacket, "and she knows how to dress. That's a really expensive sweater."

 

Yeah, too bad they didn't have it in her size! Hannah bit back the old taunt from high school.

 

"Oh, good. Here comes our pizza." Andrea was all smiles as the waitress approached their table. "Half for you and half for me?"

 

"Right," Hannah said, even though any appetite she'd managed to drum up had disappeared right along with the jacket that Shawna Lee had removed to show off her incredible figure. Hannah remembered thinking that the secretary was pretty when Mike had introduced them, but she hadn't been jealous. Of course that had been a work situation and she hadn't seen Shawna Lee in action. Tonight was different. Tonight she acted as if she were out on a date with Mike, looking up at him under her lashes and reaching out to touch his arm. Maybe she was on a date with Mike. It certainly wasn't impossible. After all, Hannah had made it clear that she didn't want anything to do with him.

 

"Have some pizza, Hannah." Andrea looked concerned as she noticed the direction of Hannah's gaze. "You don't want him. He's a jerk and he wasn't fair to Bill."

 

"Right."

 

"Not only that, they deserve each other. I saw her batting her eyes at the man in the next booth while Mike was reading the menu. She's probably about as loyal as Mike is."

 

"Right."

 

"So have some pizza and forget about Mike. You're better off without him. You wouldn't want to be seen with the kind of man who…" Andrea stopped speaking as her phone rang. She dived into her purse with her hand to retrieve it. "Hello?"

 

Hannah spared Mike one more glance and then reached out for the pizza. She'd be darned if she'd let him spoil a perfectly good pizza for her!

 

"Hi, Doc. I didn't think doctors worked on Sundays."

 

Hannah bit into the pizza and chewed thoughtfully. It must be Doc Knight, getting back to Andrea about some question she'd asked.

 

"I've got a couple of minutes if you don't mind me chewing and talking at the same time. Hannah and I just ordered a pizza."

 

Hannah took another bite of her pizza and frowned slightly. It wasn't quite as good as it had been in the past. Of course, the last pizza she'd eaten in Bertanelli's had been with Mike. And they'd been seated in the very same booth where he now sat with Shawna Lee.

 

"Oh, no!" Andrea groaned, snapping Hannah out of her unhappy thoughts. "You know me, Doc. I've never been anemic in my life. You're kidding, right?"

 

Hannah's full attention shifted to her sister. Andrea had sounded positively panic stricken.

 

"All right, I will," Andrea said with a deep sigh, "but I hope you know what you're doing. You have no idea how awful this is going to be for me."

 

Hannah’s frown was a full-scale glower by the time Andrea said goodbye and turned off the phone. "What did Doc say? You're going to be all right, aren't you?"

 

"I'll be fine as long as I follow his advice."

 

"Which is?" Hannah asked, leaning back and waiting.

 

"I'm anemic and I'm retaining water. Those two things aren't good for the baby. I'm supposed to up my prenatal vitamins to two a day, I have to get at least nine hours sleep, and I can't have any salt in my diet."

 

"Uh-oh," Hannah groaned, looking at the pizza.

 

"You take it home with you. I can't have any more." Andrea looked extremely depressed.

 

"I can understand why you're upset," Hannah said, waving at the waitress and gesturing for a carry-out container.

 

"No, you can't. I haven't told you the worst part yet. Doc wanted to stick me in the hospital until the baby was born, but he said he wouldn't as long as I agreed to a restriction."

 

"What restriction?"

 

"I can't be on my feet for more than four hours a day!"

 

"Uh-oh," Hannah said with a wince. For a person like Andrea, who was usually on the go for most of her waking hours, Doc's restriction would be a real hardship. "Try to look on the bright side, Andrea. It's only for a couple more weeks."

 

Andrea opened her mouth. Hannah had the uncomfortable feeling that she was about to get blasted with a mega-dose of her sister's ire when Andrea's cell phone rang again. "Saved by the bell," she murmured, as Andrea answered the phone.

 

"Hi, honey," Andrea chirped, in a real effort to be cheerful. That told Hannah that her caller was either Tracey or Bill. "Harry Wilcox? Of course I remember him! He's okay, isn't he?"

 

Hannah listened as she scooped the pizza into the carryout box the waitress had brought, but she didn't learn much of interest by hearing Andrea say yes five times in a row.

 

"Let's go, Hannah." Andrea dropped her phone in her purse and stood up. "Bill just got a call from Harry Wilcox and he wants us to come back to the house right away."

 

Hannah met Harry Wilcox, a veteran Winnetka County Deputy, during Bill's first year on the force. Harry had been Bill's mentor and also his first partner. "Harry and his wife are okay, aren't they?"

 

"They're fine. It's just that Harry heard about Sheriff Grant^ murder and he called Bill to talk about it. Bill says Harry had an idea about why the sheriff might have been killed."

 

"Okay. I'm ready." Hannah grabbed the takeout box and was about to leave the booth when Andrea grabbed her arm.

 

"Let's walk past Mike's booth on the way out. When he says hello to us, we can cut him dead."

 

"Really, Andrea!" Hannah did her best to sound shocked. "Don't you think that's a little childish?"

 

Andrea thought about it for a moment and then she dipped her head in a nod. "I guess it is a little childish. I don't blame you for not wanting to do it."

 

"Did I say that?" Hannah countered with a grin. "We'll walk on by and let him see what he's missing."

 

The two Swensen sisters linked arms and set off in tandem toward Mike's booth. They arranged fixed smiles on their faces and they kept their eyes straight ahead. Hannah sneaked a glance at Mike's booth and her smile slipped alarmingly. He was paying so much attention to Shawna Lee he didn't even notice them.

 

Hannah marched straight past the booth without a second glance. As she opened the door and ushered her sister out, she vowed that Mike would pay for not even glancing their way. She wasn't sure how, but she'd exact a price one way or another.