Curtsies & Conspiracies

Walsingham House Hotel was beyond lavish, and the Frond Court Tea Room was particularly grand. Monique’s family must be very wealthy or very optimistic, for no expense was spared. The entire venue was decorated in a gold-and-cream tea theme. There were cream roses nested in large gold sugar bowls. The everyday chandelier had been replaced with one of lavish crystal in the shape of a massive teapot. No one but Monique had been permitted to wear gold, and she glided, in regal superiority, among the attendees in their muted pastels. A string quartet, sufficient but not boastfully large, sat in one corner near a raised dancing area. Long, lace-covered tables arrayed along one wall groaned under bowls of golden punch and cream-colored nibbles. The punch was served in teacups, the comestibles on saucers. All the food was made to look like tea cakes, whether sweet or savory. This got a mite confusing, but everything tasted delicious.

 

Sophronia did not want to be impressed, but she was. It made her sister Petunia’s coming-out ball seem provincial by comparison.

 

Several guests had already arrived—enough young men to make up the numbers, some elderly ladies to act as chaperones, and a full service of flaxen-haired, arrogant fops who could only be Monique’s relations. As the room began to fill, Sophronia noticed a bevy of dandies, slightly older and more refined than might be expected, take up position near the punch. The vampire Lord Ambrose lurked to one side. Captain Niall stood in the opposite corner. He saw Sophronia’s group enter, his top hat tilted in Sidheag’s direction like an arrow of inquisition. Sidheag nodded at him shyly.

 

Having played the appropriate ode to Her Majesty, the band struck up a waltz. Titters of shock permeated the room, excitement from young ladies and disapproval from chaperones. To have a small band was elegance; to commence a ball with a waltz was very daring indeed.

 

Nevertheless, Monique’s first partner, Lord Dingleproops, led her gamely out onto the floor, and after a stanza or two, others followed. Lord Mersey accosted Sophronia, who gave him her hand willingly, despite her earlier reticence. He was the best-looking boy in the room and probably the highest ranking. With Dimity swinging happily around on some dandy’s arm, a man almost as sparkly as she, and Pillover doing his duty by Agatha, Sophronia felt she might as well take to the floor. Besides, she was tolerably certain Felix wasn’t getting the dinner dance, so she might as well take advantage of his interest. Even Sidheag was whirling about in the arms of a boy taller and gawkier than she.

 

Felix was an excellent dancer, his hand warm and firm at the small of her back. His frame was a little tight, drawing her in close enough for disapproval, but there was such a crush the chaperones did not notice. Sophronia looked up into his eyes for long moment before lowering her gaze and allowing him time to recover. He did seem a little breathless for a waltz that was limited in aestheticism by the size of the venue and the number of dancers.

 

It was for him to open dialogue, which he did after they had learned each other’s rhythm. “You’re a wonderful dancer, Ria.”

 

“Mademoiselle Geraldine’s takes such things seriously.”

 

“Ah. And how many ways do you know to kill me, while we dance?”

 

“Only two, but give me time.”

 

“You have lovely eyes. Has anyone ever told you that?”

 

“What rot. They are a muddy green. What are you about, Lord Mersey?”

 

Felix sighed, looking genuinely perturbed. His air of ennui was shaken. “I am trying to court you. Truth be told, Miss Temminnick, you make it ruddy difficult!”

 

“Language, Lord Mersey.” Sophronia felt her heart flutter strangely. Am I ready to be courted?

 

“See!”

 

“Bunson’s and Geraldine’s don’t mix. We practice, but we don’t finish, not with each other.”

 

“It’s happened before.”

 

“You mean the Plumleigh-Teignmotts? Yes, but they both had to give it up.”

 

“Give what up?”

 

“Their training.”

 

“I’m not asking you to marry me, Ria. I’m asking you to let me court you.”

 

“To what end, exactly, if not marriage?”

 

Felix winced.

 

“I’m not willing to stop learning. Are you?” Despite her guilt over Professor Braithwope’s fall, as she said it Sophronia knew this was true. “As I understand it, we serve different masters.”

 

“Precisely why it might be fun.”

 

“I will not be used as some boyish excuse for rebellion.”

 

“You see what I mean? Difficult! I like it.”

 

“You’re a loon.”

 

“And you’re a silver swan sailing on liquid dreams.”

 

Sophronia giggled. “Stop that. This is getting us nowhere.”

 

“So may I court you?”

 

Sophronia looked over his shoulder, feeling dizzy. From the waltzing, of course. She stalled for time and then…

 

“Where’s Dimity?”

 

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