“Could be negative replies to her ball, I suppose. Did you get a look at Pillover’s letter?” Sophronia closed the wardrobe door on her new dresses and went to the looking glass to prepare for evening lessons. They had Professor Braithwope next, and he was very particular about appearances.
“Yes. Mummy’s still working on aetheric communication, and Daddy’s on mechanical protocols. It’s all rather dull. They’ve been stuck on those subjects for absolutely ever, since before I started school here. Is it relevant?”
Sophronia sat down on her bed in shock. “Relevant? Relevant!” She remembered that it was after visiting Dimity’s house that Monique had first taken possession of the prototype valve. It must have come from Dimity’s parents! They were the ones building them.
“Oh, good, it is? How nice!”
“Dimity, Vieve thinks your parents’ activities are part of Giffard’s upcoming dirigible test. They’ve invented new mechanical protocols to help negotiate the aetherosphere currents. Do you remember the prototype all the fuss was about at my sister’s ball?”
“Of course I remember. Monique hurled a cheese pie at you.”
“Well, that’s your parents’ device. Someone is using a smaller version of that device to help Giffard float.”
Dimity blinked. “And someone else is trying to get at me to stop them?”
Sophronia nodded. “Pillover, too, don’t forget.”
“Poor Pill. He’s such a little guy, and he’s no training at all.” Dimity sounded almost as if she actually liked her brother.
“Did the letter say whom your parents are working for?”
“No, they’d never tell Pillover that. Too adult for a child to understand and what not.”
“Would either of them work for the vampires?”
“Mummy might,” said Dimity. “Daddy wouldn’t.”
“How about the Picklemen?”
“The reverse.”
“And the government?”
Dimity nodded, blushing. “It’s embarrassing, and I’m only saying this because we are alone, you understand? But it would depend on the remuneration.” She lowered her voice. “We aren’t made, you know? We’re earned.”
Sophronia steered the conversation delicately. “Your parents are divided in their political leanings?”
“It’s why unions between Bunson’s boys and Geraldine’s girls are not encouraged. We are allowed to flirt, but that’s only to practice. We aren’t meant to marry. Mummy and Daddy are aberrant. Kind of like Romeo and Juliet. Only with less poison. Well, less poisoning of each other.” Dimity was proud of this fact. “The rumor is, Daddy gave up becoming a high-ranked Pickleman for love of Mummy. Very romantic, don’t you feel? He might even have achieved Gherkin status.”
Sophronia was enthralled. “Are you two the only siblings with a boy at one school and a girl at the other?”
Dimity nodded.
“Sadly, this doesn’t help us determine which camp is trying to push your parents’ hand.”
“They could be working for any of the usual suspects, thus alienating any of the others. Hundreds of depraved people could want to kidnap us.” Dimity sounded almost philosophical.
“What a mess,” said Sophronia. “Why did your parents have to be evil geniuses? Good geniuses are much easier to keep track of.”
“All the best geniuses are evil,” replied Dimity confidently. “Oh goodness, we’re late for lessons. Should we tell a teacher any of this, do you think?”
Sophronia shook her head. “With no proof and no certainty as to who is after you? I’m afraid you simply must be careful, Dimity. And keep an eye on Pillover.”
Dimity sighed. “And here I was so excited to be away at finishing school so I didn’t have to spend time with my brother.” She stood and checked in the looking glass to ensure her hair was in place, all her buttons secured, and her lace tuck lying flat.
Sophronia stood as well, wrestling a stray lock of hair back under her cap. “What subject do we have tonight?”
“Oh, Sophronia, didn’t you do Professor Braithwope’s reading?”