Careless In Red

“Doesn’t matter,” she said, waving her fork at him. She had chips on it now, although they were barely discernible through the ketchup. “I don’t care, you see. I don’t mind.”


“Then?”

“But she does. And that’s the bit that gets one into trouble: the minding bit. Don’t mind and you can swan round in ignorance or at least pretend to. Mind and you’re all thumbs and fumbling with the cutlery. Sixteen knives and twenty-two forks and why are these people eating asparagus with their fingers?” She shuddered dramatically. She went for more shepherd’s pie. She washed it down with what she was drinking, which appeared to be ale.

He watched her and said, “Havers, is it my imagination, or have you been drinking rather more than your usual tonight?”

“Why? Am I slurring my words?”

“Not slurring exactly. But?”

“I’m owed. A stiff one. Fifteen stiff ones if that’s what it takes. I’m not driving and I should be able to make it up the stairs. Just.”

“What’s going on?” he asked her, for it wasn’t like Havers to drink to excess. She was generally a one-a-week sort of drinker.

She told him, then. Jago Reeth, Benesek Kerne, Hedra’s Hut?which she referred to as “some mad cabin on the edge of the cliff where we all might’ve died, mind you”?and the result, which was no result at all. Jonathan Parsons and Pengelly Cove, Santo Kerne, and?

“Are you saying he confessed?” Lynley said. “How extraordinary.”

“Sir, you’re missing the point. He didn’t confess. He supposed. He supposed this and he supposed that and in the end he supposed himself right out of that hovel and on his way. Revenge is sweet and all that rubbish.”

“And that’s it?” he said. “What did Hannaford do?”

“What could she do? What could anyone do? If this had been written by the Greeks, I suppose we could hope that Thor would hit him with a bolt of lightning in the next couple days, but I wouldn’t count on that.”

“Good grief,” Lynley said, and then after a moment he added, “Zeus.”

“What?”

“Zeus, Havers. Thor’s Norse. Zeus’s Greek.”

“Whatever, sir. I am, we know, one of the hoi polloi. Point is this: The Greeks aren’t exactly involved here, so he walks away. She intends to keep after him but she’s got sweet FA to work with, thanks to that idjit McNulty whose sole contribution appears to be one surfing poster. That and giving out information when he’s meant to keep his mug plugged tight. It’s a right bloody mess, and I’m glad I’m not responsible for it.”

Lynley blew out a breath. “Ghastly for the family,” he said.

“Isn’t it just,” she replied. She examined him. “You eating or what, sir?”

“I thought to have something,” he told her. “How’s the shepherd’s pie?”

“Shepherd’s pie-ish. One can’t be too choosy when it comes to shepherd’s pie as a bar meal, I find. Let’s put it this way, Jamie Oliver’s got nothing to worry about tonight.” She forked up a sample and handed it over.

He took it and chewed. It would do, he thought. He started to get up to order himself a plate from the bar. Her next remarks stopped him.

“Sir, if you don’t mind…” She spoke so carefully that he knew what was coming.

“Yes?”

“Will you come back to London with me?”

He sat down again. He looked not at her but at her plate: the remains of the shepherd’s pie and the carefully avoided peas and carrots. It was all so vintage Havers, he thought. The meal, the carrots, the peas, the conversation they’d been having, and the question as well.

He said, “Havers…”

“Please,” she said.

He looked up at her. Ill featured, ill dressed, ill shorn. So quintessentially who she was. Behind the mask of indifference she presented to the world he saw what he’d seen in Havers from the first: the earnestness and the truth of her, a woman among millions, his partner, his friend.

He said, “In time. Not now, but in time.”

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