“Look, your detective invited me here,” I informed him, beyond caring if he was three times my height and four times my weight. “This is my dog, and I’m not tying her outside in this weather or in this neighborhood. If Sergeant Detective D. D. Warren wants to see me, then she gets both of us. That’s the deal.”
“Sergeant Detective D. D. Warren?” The officer’s dark face broke into a broad grin. “Ha, good luck with that.” He motioned to the desk sergeant, sitting on the other side of the security scanner, “Got a visitor, with dog, for Detective Warren.”
“With dog?” the desk sergeant called back.
“She sniffs out doughnuts,” I informed the sergeant. “Took years of training.”
“Sounds like a Detective Warren dog,” the sergeant drawled. Tulip and I were finally allowed into the lobby, where we roamed the enormous glass-and-steel space while waiting for our date to arrive.
Urban police stations should be dingy, with yellow-stained drop ceilings and tiny barred windows, I thought crabbily. Not modern art monstrosities, boasting cavernous lobbies filled with glass and gray winter sky, let alone the wafting odor of coffee and fresh baked goods. Rather helplessly, Tulip and I followed the tempting scents to the open doors of the building’s cafeteria. I hadn’t eaten in twelve hours, and neither had Tulip, but being out of cash limited our options. As it was, Tulip and I would have to muscle our way onto the T if we wanted to get home.
D. D. Warren finally appeared at the other end of the lobby. I recognized her by the bounce in her curly blond hair and the laserlike quality of her crystalline blue eyes. She spotted me, then Tulip, and zeroed in.
“What happened to you?” she demanded. Guess I was starting to bruise.
“Boxing.”
“Aren’t you supposed to wear gloves?” She pointed to my hands, where the knuckles on both pinky fingers had turned bright purple.
“I will remind my attacker of that on the twenty-first,” I assured her.
“And the bruises around your neck?”
“Hey, you should see the other guy.”
“Legally speaking, I’m not sure you want that.”
“True.”
She stared at me a minute longer, as if trying to figure out just what kind of crazy she was dealing with today.
Then she surprised me. “Nice dog.” She held out her hand for Tulip. “I like dogs for women. One of the best lines of self-defense. Better than guns. Guns can be taken and used against you. Not a good dog.”
I shook my head. Should’ve known the detective would have a point.
“I don’t plan on having Tulip around on the twenty-first,” I informed D.D. “I’m sending her to live with my aunt.”
“Then you’re an idiot.”
“I prefer the term responsible adult.”
“Martyr.”
“Considerate friend.”
“Self-sacrificing fool.”
“Self-sufficient fighter.”
“Idiot,” Detective Warren said again.
“Are we done yet?”
“I don’t know. I find that now that I have a newborn, I appreciate adult conversation more. Want coffee?”
“Who’s buying?”
She eyed me, eyed my dog. I categorized D. D. Warren along with J. T. Dillon and his wife, Tess; like them, D.D. didn’t just look, she saw.
“Come on, my treat.”
Tulip and I followed D.D. into the cafeteria. I selected a roasted chicken sandwich for me, bread and cheese for Tulip. Then I added two cookies, a bag of chips, a cup of coffee, and a bottle of water. The detective didn’t say a word, just paid the bill.
She led us back to the desk sergeant, who gave me another look, then handed the detective my tagged. 22.
“She had this in her bag. Licensed to carry,” he informed her.
“Tattletale,” I mouthed at him.
D.D. glanced at me.
“Nothing,” I said.
She sniffed my gun. “Recently cleaned.”
“Nothing,” I said.
“Why am I helping you again?”
“I pay taxes.”
“In that case…” D.D. handed the desk sergeant my beautiful nickel-plated Taurus with its rich rosewood grip. “It’s legal, so when she’s on her way out, she can have it back.”
The desk sergeant took my gun, handed me a visitor’s pass. I snubbed my nose at him.