4.30 p.m. Twitter followers have surged back and multiplied, rather like Pinocchio’s broomstick. Is clearly sign or portent. Weight is coming off again, have finished Act Two of screenplay, well sort of, and just had sighting of bohemian neighbour.
Was trying to park car. This is impossible in our street as is narrow, curved and cars park on both sides. Had just reversed in and out of space fourteen times, then resorted to Braille Parking, i.e. forcing car into space by bumping cars in front and behind. Braille Parking is fine in our street because everyone does it, then every so often a delivery lorry charges through, scraping everyone, someone takes its number and we all get our dents done on the insurance.
‘Mummeee!’ said Billy. ‘There’s someone in the car you bumped.’
The bohemian neighbour was sitting in the front seat, yelling at the kids in the back. I knew we were kindred spirits. She climbed out of the car, followed by her two dark, wild-looking children. They looked the same age as Billy and Mabel: older boy, younger girl! Then the bohemian neighbour looked at her bumper, grinned at me, and disappeared into her house.
We have initiated contact! We are on the friendship road! As long as she does not behave like the spambot.
Thursday 23 August 2012
135lb, pounds lost 40 (unbelievable), dress sizes dropped 3.
Historic and joyful day. Have not got fat anything. Obesity Clinic says have now got down to healthy weight and should go on ‘Maintenance’ and losing more weight is only for aesthetic reasons and not because they think I need it!
And to prove it, I just went to H&M again and I am a 10!
I have written half of screenplay and at least ascertained that have neighbour with children the same age, I have 79 twitter followers and am part of hooked-in generation of social-media people, and I AM A SIZE 10. You see! Maybe am not completely rubbish.
Monday 27 August 2012
Acts of screenplay written 2.25, Twitter followers 87.
Mabel is so funny. She was sitting staring ahead in an eerie manner.
‘What are you doing?’ said Billy, brown eyes looking at her intently, slightly amused. Mark Darcy. Mark Darcy recreated in child form.
‘Havin’ a starin’ competition,’ said Mabel.
‘Who with?’
‘De chair?’ said Mabel, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
Billy and me started giggling, then suddenly he stopped and looked at me: ‘You’re laughing again, Mummy?’
SMUG MARRIED HELL
Saturday 1 September 2012
135lb, positive thoughts 0, romantic prospects 0.
10 p.m. Giant step backwards. Just back from Magda and Jeremy’s annual joint-birthday drinks. Was late because it had taken me twenty minutes to do up my zip, despite the time I had spent in yoga attempting to interlink my hands behind my shoulder blades and trying not to fart.
On the doorstep the memories surged up again: the years when I would stand there with Mark, with his hand on my back; the year I’d just found out I was pregnant with Billy and we were going to tell them all; the year when we took Mabel all wrapped up in her little car seat. It was so lovely going to things with Mark. I never worried about what I was wearing because he’d watch me try everything on before we left and help me choose, and tell me I didn’t look fat and do all the zips. He always had something kind and funny to say if I did something stupid, was always batting off any jellyfishing remarks (the kind that suddenly zap you as if from nowhere in the middle of a conversational warm sea).
I could hear the music and laughter inside. Fought the urge to run off. But then the door opened and Jeremy was there.
I saw Jeremy feeling what I was feeling: the yawning gap beside me. Where was Mark, his old friend?
‘Ah, there you are! Excellent,’ said Jeremy, blustering over the pain, as he had consistently done since the moment it happened. That’s public school for you. ‘Come in, come in. Great! How are the children? Growing up?’