ALEX FISHER
1954–1955
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‘I QUITE SIMPLY want to destroy him,’ she said. ‘Nothing less will satisfy me.’
‘I can assure you, Lady Virginia, I’ll do anything I can to assist.’
‘That’s good to know, major, because if we’re going to work together, we’ll need to trust each other. No secrets. However, I still have to be convinced you’re the right man for the job. Tell me why you think you’re so well qualified?’
‘I think you’ll find I’m over-qualified, my lady,’ said Fisher. ‘Barrington and I go back a long way.’
‘Then start at the beginning and take me through every detail, however insignificant it might seem.’
‘It all began when the three of us were at St Bede’s prep school, and Barrington made friends with the docker’s son.’
‘Harry Clifton,’ said Virginia, spitting out the words.
‘Barrington should have been expelled from St Bede’s.’
‘Why?’ asked Virginia.
‘He was caught stealing from the tuck shop, but he got away with it.’
‘How did he manage that?’
‘His father, Sir Hugo, another criminal, wrote out a cheque for a thousand pounds, which made it possible for the school to build a new cricket pavilion. So the headmaster turned a blind eye, which made it possible for Barrington to go to Oxford.’
‘Did you also go up to Oxford?’
‘No, I joined the army. But our paths crossed again in Tobruk while we were serving in the same regiment.’
‘Which is where he made a name for himself, winning the Military Cross and later escaping from a prisoner-of-war camp?’
‘It should have been my MC,’ said Fisher, his eyes narrowing. ‘I was his commanding officer at the time and responsible for leading an attack on an enemy battery. After I sent the Germans packing, the colonel put me up for an MC, but Corporal Bates, a friend of Barrington’s, refused to endorse my citation, so I was downgraded to mentioned in dispatches, and Barrington ended up getting my MC.’
This wasn’t Giles’s version of what had taken place that day, but Virginia knew which one she wanted to believe. ‘Have you come across him since?’
‘No. I stayed in the army, but once I realized he’d scuppered my chance of getting any further promotion, I took early retirement.’
‘So what do you do now, major?’
‘I’m a stockbroker by profession, as well as being on the board of Bristol Grammar School. I’m also on the executive committee of the local Conservative Association. I joined the party so I could play a role in making sure Barrington doesn’t win at the next election.’
‘Well, I’m going to make sure you play a leading role,’ said Virginia, ‘because the one thing that man cares most about is holding on to his seat in the House of Commons. He’s convinced that if Labour wins the next election, Attlee will offer him a place in the Cabinet.’
‘Over my dead body.’
‘I don’t think we’ll have to go that far. After all, if he were to lose his seat at the next election, there’s not much chance they’ll readopt him, and that would probably mean the end of his political career.’
‘Amen to that,’ said Fisher. ‘But I have to point out that although he doesn’t have a large majority, he’s still very popular in the constituency.’
‘I wonder how popular he’ll be after I’ve sued him for adultery.’
‘He’s already prepared the ground for that, telling everyone he had to go through a charade in Brighton to protect your reputation. He’s even campaigning to have the divorce laws changed.’
‘But how would his constituents react if they discovered that for the past year he’s been having an affair with a student in Cambridge?’
‘Once your divorce has gone through, no one will give a damn.’
‘But if it hasn’t been settled and I let it be known that I’m trying desperately for a reconciliation . . .’
‘That would change the situation completely,’ said Fisher. ‘And you can rely on me to make sure that news of your sad predicament reaches the right ears.’
‘Good. Now, it would help our long-term aims considerably if you were to become chairman of the Bristol Docklands Conservative Association.’
‘I’d like nothing more. The only problem is that I can’t afford to spend that amount of time on politics, while I have to earn a living.’ Fisher tried not to sound embarrassed.
‘You won’t have to worry about that once you’ve joined the board of the Barrington Shipping group.’
‘There’s not much hope of that ever happening. Barrington would veto the appointment the moment my name was proposed.’
‘He can’t veto anything as long as I own seven and a half per cent of the company’s stock.’
‘I’m not sure I understand.’
‘Then allow me to explain, major. For the past six months, I’ve been purchasing Barrington’s shares through a blind trust, and I now own seven and a half per cent of the company. If you check their bylaws, you’ll find that allows me to appoint a member of the board, and I can’t think of anyone better qualified to represent me, major.’
‘How do I begin to thank you?’
‘It’s very simple. In the short term you will devote your time to becoming chairman of the local Conservative Association. Once you’ve achieved that, your sole purpose will be to make sure the voters of Bristol Docklands remove their Member of Parliament at the next election.’
‘And in the long term?’
‘I have an idea that may tickle your fancy. But we can’t even consider that until you become chairman of the association.’
‘Then I’d better get back to Bristol and start working on it immediately. But before I do, there’s something I’d like to ask you.’
‘Of course,’ said Virginia, ‘ask me anything. After all, we’re partners now.’
‘Why did you choose me for this job?’
‘Oh, that’s simple, major. Giles once told me you were the only man he’s ever detested.’
‘Gentlemen,’ said Bill Hawkins, the chairman of the Conservative Association as he tapped his gavel on the table, ‘if I might call the meeting to order. Perhaps I could begin by asking our honorary secretary, Major Fisher, to read the minutes of the last meeting.’
‘Thank you, Mr Chairman. At the last meeting, held on the fourteenth of June 1954, the committee instructed me to write to Central Office in London and request a list of candidates who might be considered to represent the party in this constituency at the next general election. The official candidates list arrived a few days later, and I circulated a copy to members so they could consider the applicants at this evening’s meeting.
‘It was agreed that the summer fete would be held at Castle Combe this year, by kind permission of the Hon. Mrs Hartley-Booth JP. There followed a discussion on the price of raffle tickets, and a vote was taken, after which it was agreed they should be sixpence each, and six for half a crown. The treasurer, Mr Maynard, then reported that the association’s bank account was in credit to the tune of forty-seven pounds and twelve shillings. He said he had written a follow-up letter to all those members who had not yet paid their annual subscription. There being no other business, the meeting was closed at twelve minutes past ten.’
‘Thank you, major,’ said the chairman. ‘Now let us move on to item two, namely the list of candidates recommended by Central Office. You have all had several days to consider the names, so I will throw the meeting open for a general discussion before we shortlist those candidates you feel should be invited for an interview.’
Fisher had already shown the list of candidates to Lady Virginia, and they had agreed on the person they thought would best serve their long-term purpose. Fisher sat back and listened carefully as his fellow committee members expressed their opinions as to the merits and shortcomings of each candidate. It quickly became clear that his choice was not the front-runner, but at least no one was opposed to him.
‘Do you wish to offer an opinion, major, before I call for a vote?’ Hawkins asked.
‘Thank you, chairman. I agree with those members who feel that Mr Simpson, having fought so gallantly at Ebbw Vale during the last election, deserves to be interviewed, but I believe we should also consider Mr Dunnett. After all, his wife is a local girl, which is a considerable advantage, especially when you consider Sir Giles Barrington’s current marital status.’
Several ‘Hear, hears’ echoed around the table.
Forty minutes later, Gregory Dunnett was among those on the shortlist, together with Mr Simpson, the former candidate for Ebbw Vale, plus a local councillor, no hope, a bachelor over the age of forty, no hope, and the statutory woman, absolutely no hope. All Fisher needed to do now was find a good reason for them not to select Mr Simpson.
As the meeting was drawing to a close, the chairman called for any other business.
‘I have something to report to the committee,’ Fisher said, screwing the top back on his pen, ‘but I think it would be wise for it not to be recorded in the minutes.’
‘I’m sure you’re the best judge of that, major,’ said the chairman, glancing around the table to confirm that everyone else present was in agreement.
‘When I was staying at my club in London last week,’ said Fisher, ‘I picked up some disturbing information from a reliable source, concerning Sir Giles Barrington.’ He now had the full attention of the entire committee. ‘As all of you will be aware, Sir Giles is currently facing divorce proceedings following the unfortunate breakdown of his marriage. Most of us felt some sympathy for him when he decided to take “the Brighton route”, especially after he let it be known, rather ungraciously in my opinion, that he did so to protect his wife’s reputation. We’re all grown men, and are all well aware that the divorce laws badly need reforming. However, I have since discovered that we have only heard half the story. Sir Giles, it seems, is conducting an affair with a young student at Cambridge University, despite the fact that his wife has been trying hard to bring about a reconciliation.’
‘Good God, the man’s a cad,’ said Bill Hawkins. ‘He should be made to resign.’
‘I couldn’t agree more, Mr Chairman. Indeed, he would have had no choice, if he’d been the Conservative candidate.’
Mumbled conversations broke out around the table.
‘I do hope,’ continued Fisher after the chairman had banged his gavel several times, ‘that I can rely on the committee to make sure this information does not go beyond this room.’
‘Of course, of course,’ said the chairman. ‘That goes without saying.’
Fisher leant back, confident that within hours the story would have reached several well-placed members of the local Labour Party, which would guarantee that at least half the constituency would have heard about it by the end of the week.
After the chairman closed the meeting and members began to make their way across the street to the local pub, Peter Maynard, the treasurer, sidled up to Alex and asked if he could have a quiet word.
‘Of course, old chap,’ said Alex. ‘How can I help?’
‘As you know, the chairman has made it clear on several occasions that he intends to stand down before the next general election.’
‘I had heard that.’
‘One or two of us feel it’s a job for a younger man, and I’ve been asked to sound you out and see if you would allow your name to be put forward.’
‘How kind of you, Peter. If the majority of my colleagues felt I was the right person for the job, I would of course consider taking on this onerous task, but not, you understand, if another member of the committee felt he could make a better fist of it.’
When the first cheque from Barrington Shipping Co. for his services as a board member was cleared, Alex closed his account at the Midland Bank, and moved across the road to Barclays. It already administered the Barrington company account, as well as acting for the Conservative Association. And unlike the Midland, the manager agreed to allow him an overdraft facility.
The following day, he travelled up to London and opened an account with Gieves & Hawkes, where he was measured up for three new suits, a dinner jacket and an overcoat, all black. After lunch at the Army & Navy he dropped into Hilditch & Key and selected half a dozen shirts, along with two pairs of pyjamas, a dressing gown and a selection of silk ties. After signing the bill, he went on to John Lobb and spent some time being fitted for two pairs of shoes, both brogues: one black, one brown.
‘They should be ready in about three months, major,’ he was told.
During the next four weeks, he took out every member of the committee for lunch or dinner, at Virginia’s expense, by the end of which he was confident that most of them would back Gregory Dunnett as their second choice for party candidate at the upcoming election, and one or two of them had him as their preferred choice.
Over an after-dinner brandy with Peter Maynard, Fisher discovered that the party treasurer was experiencing some temporary financial difficulties. He travelled up to London the following day and, after a discreet word with Lady Virginia, those temporary financial difficulties were removed. One of the committee was now in his debt.