‘We’ll give both an even playing field. Inside.’
I turned slightly into him, ready to give him my answer. ‘Okay, I’m going to go with the wake. At the wedding I’d continually have to pretend to be happy, and it is far more exhausting to pretend happiness than it is to pretend sadness. Also, I don’t know the wedding people very well, so I’m not going to know many of the guests well either. At a wedding reception that’s just awkward. Moreover, we’re talking a perpetual sound track of cheesy music, so we’re talking a perpetual migraine. No thanks. At the wake of someone I don’t know I can at least spend some of eternity getting to listen to the stories about that person from each guest. Who knows, maybe the deceased was some amazing adventurer who lived to the grand old age of one hundred. We’re talking lots of stories that are sure to be interesting. There’d be no awful music. I could be miserable if I wanted, but if I couldn’t pretend misery then no one would blame me since I didn’t know the deceased that well. There’s usually a buffet at a wake, so I’m more likely to find something to eat that I’ll actually like. Plus, death always makes people act weird, so there might even be a hot, grieving guy who wants to have sex upstairs in the bathroom with me. That would pass the time.’
Nate had been sitting with his beer frozen at his lips the entire time I’d been talking, his eyes slightly rounded as my explanation rambled on. Finally he said, ‘You put a lot of thought into that one.’
I shrugged. ‘You have to think it through when you’re talking about forever.’
‘Good point.’
‘So what would you choose?’
‘The wedding.’
I wrinkled my nose. ‘Why?’
His smile was cocky as his eyes searched the room. His gaze stopped on the blue-dress girl. ‘Because there are always women feeling sad that they’re single, and they’re more than happy to quell that sadness with the first eligible man in the vicinity.’
‘You’re vile.’
‘Hey, I’m not the one who’s planning to take advantage of a grieving relative for sex in the bathroom at a wake.’
‘Yeah, well, at least I’d have the bathroom to go to. Where on earth are you taking these sad, lonely women if you’re stuck at the reception?’
‘I think the bathroom would work for me also.’
‘A public toilet?’ I arched a brow at him. ‘Have you done that before?’
‘Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to.’
‘Oh, I want the answer,’ I replied, eyeing him curiously.
Nate ignored me, staring off at the dance floor. ‘You want to dance?’
With an inner sigh of disappointment, I let him off the hook and shook my beer at him. ‘Get a few more of these in me and then maybe.’
Grinning, he got up. ‘I’ll be right back.’
Suddenly the room shifted and the soft mattress of my bed was under my back, the ceiling of my bedroom in my line of sight. A feathery touch on my feet had me pushing up onto my elbows and I saw Nate taking off my shoes. After I almost knocked Joss off her feet with a serious lack of coordination, Nate had been as good as his word and had gotten my drunken butt in a cab and practically carried me up the stairs to my flat.
‘I haven’t had sex in seven years,’ I blurted out, not caring if Nate knew this embarrassing fact about me.
His head jerked up at my confession as he pulled off my right shoe. ‘Are you kidding?’
I shook my head, pouting a little.
‘Seven years?’
‘Seven years. I’ve slept with one guy, Nate, once. It was awful. I was awful. I’m crap at sex, I can’t flirt. I’m a loser.’ I felt tears prick my eyes and flopped back against my pillow.
Nate finished taking off my other shoe. I felt the bed dip at my side as he sat. ‘Come here, you.’ He pulled me up and I melted into his arms, his chin resting gently on my head. His warm hands rubbed my back soothingly and in response my drunken tears fell silently.
‘You are not a loser,’ he told me gruffly. ‘You could never be a loser, Liv, and I don’t want to hear you call yourself a loser again.’
‘Okay,’ I mumbled.
We sat in the quiet for a while and then I decided since he knew so much he might as well know everything.
‘There’s a guy at the library. A student. Postgrad. I like him, but I sound like Rain Man every time I try to talk to him.’
Nate made a choking noise in the back of his throat.
‘Are you laughing?’
He cleared it and answered shakily, ‘Never.’
He was so laughing.
‘It’s not funny,’ I told him grimly and pulled wearily out of his arms to fall back against my pillow, my eyes finally drifting shut. ‘I’m going to die alone, Nate.’
And as unconsciousness pulled me toward it, I thought I heard him whisper, ‘Not on my watch, babe.’
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