“I am so going to get you back for this,” I whispered as I passed him to sit down.
He smiled. “I look forward to it.” Trenton shut the door, and then jogged around the front of the car and hopped into the driver’s seat. He pulled the seat belt across his chest and clicked it into the latch, and then looked at me expectantly.
“Click it or ticket,” Olive said from the backseat.
“Oh,” I said, turning to grab the seat belt and repeating what Trenton had just completed. When the buckle clicked, Trenton started the car.
We rode in near silence across town to Chicken Joe’s, except for the occasional requests for updates from Olive. At almost every stoplight, she wanted to know how many blocks were between us and our destination. Trenton answered her patiently, and when we were one block away, they both did a little celebration, dancing with their hands.
When Trenton pulled into a parking spot at Chicken Joe’s, he turned off the engine, got out, jogged to my side, and then opened the door. He helped me climb out with one hand, and then pushed the seat forward, unbuckled Olive, and set her on the ground.
“Did you bwing coins?” she asked.
Trenton laughed once, feigning insult. “Is it even legal to go to Chicken Joe’s without quarters?”
“I don’t think so,” Olive said, shaking her head.
Trenton held out his hand, and Olive took it, and then she held out her hand to me. I covered her hand with mine and followed them inside.
Chicken Joe’s had been a fixture in Eakins since before I was born. My parents took us once or twice as kids, but I hadn’t been back since the 1990s. Grease and spices still hung heavily in the air, and saturated everything else, including a thin film on the green tile floor.
Olive and I followed Trenton to a booth on the opposite side of the restaurant. Kids were running everywhere and practically climbing the walls. Multicolored lights from the oversize juke box and arcade games seemed to intensify the screaming and laughter.
Trenton dug into his jeans pockets and pulled out two fistfuls of quarters. Olive took an excited breath, grabbed as many as she could in her chubby fist, and ran away.
“You don’t even feel bad about exploiting that poor little girl, do you?” I asked, crossing my arms on top of the table.
Trenton shrugged. “I get to have dinner with you. She gets to play. Her parents get a date night. It’s a win/win . . . win.”
“Negative. I am clearly not in the winning category, since I was coerced here.”
“It’s not my fault that I was one step ahead of you.”
“Exploiting a child is not a good first date. That’s not exactly a memory you want to share later.”
“Who said this was a date? I mean . . . if you want to call it a date, that’s cool, but I thought you had a boyfriend.”
I nearly choked on my own spit, but that was still preferable to blushing. “Forgive me for thinking coercion was something you didn’t do for just anyone.”
“I don’t. This is definitely a special case.”
“You’re a special case,” I grumbled, searching the dozens of small faces for Olive. She was trying to stretch out her short arms across the pinball machine, and then resorted to leaning from side to side.
“I assume you still have the boyfriend,” Trenton said.
“Not that it’s any of your business, but yes.”
“Then it’s definitely not a date. Because if it was, you would be . . . well, I won’t say it.”
I narrowed my eyes at him. “I will reach across this table and slap you.”
He chuckled. “No, you won’t. You want the entire next generation of Eakins, Illinois, to think you’re an ogre?”
“I don’t care.”
“Yes, you do.”
The waitress waddled over to us, leaning back, away from her burgeoning belly. She looked about seven months pregnant, her green polo shirt barely stretching over her bump. She sat down a small drink with a lid and a straw, and then a bigger red cup full of something brown and fizzy. “Hi, Trent.”
“Hi, Cindy. You should be at home with your feet up.”
She smiled. “You say that every time. What would your friend like?”
I looked up at Cindy. “Just a water, please.”
“You got it.” She looked at Trenton. “Will Olive want the usual?”
He nodded. “But I think Cami’s going to need a menu.”
“Be right back,” she said.
Trenton leaned in. “You should try the three-piece platter with sweet potato fries and slaw. Because . . . damn.”
A man behind me yelled, “Christopher! I said get your ass over here and sit down!”
Trenton leaned over to look around me, and frowned. A little boy about eight years old ran over, closer to me than to his father, waiting.
“Sit down!” the father growled. The boy did as he was told, and turned to watch the other kids playing.
Trenton tried to ignore the scene behind me and leaned against the table. “You still like working at the Red?”
I nodded. “As jobs go, it’s not bad. Hank is cool.”
“Why didn’t you work this weekend?”
“I took some time off.”
“Sit still!” the father behind me snarled.
After a pause, Trenton continued, “I was just going to tell you that if you weren’t happy at the bar, there is a receptionist spot open at the shop.”
“What shop?”
“My shop. Well, the shop I work at.”
“Skin Deep is hiring? I thought Cal just had whoever wasn’t busy answer the phone?”
“He said Thirty-Fourth Street Ink has a hot chick at the desk, so he thinks we need one, too.”
“A hot chick,” I deadpanned, unimpressed.
“His words, not mine,” Trenton said, scanning the crowd for Olive. He didn’t look long. He knew where she would be.
“She likes pinball, huh?”
“Loves it,” he said, smiling at her like a proud father.
“Damn it, Chris! What the hell is wrong with you?” the father behind me yelled, standing up at the same time. I turned, seeing the father’s toppled glass, and a very nervous little boy staring at his father’s wet lap. “Why do I even bother bringing you to places like this?” he yelled.
“I was thinking the same thing,” Trenton said.
The father turned around, two deep horizontal lines in the center of his forehead.
“I mean, you don’t really act like you want your kid running around, playing, or having fun in general. Why would you bring him here if you just want him to sit still?”
“No one asked you, asshole,” the man said, turning around.
“No, but if you keep talking to your son like that, I’m going to ask you to step outside.”
The man faced us again, began to speak, but something in Trenton’s eyes made the man think better of it. “He’s hyper.”
Trenton shrugged. “Hey, man, I get it. You’re here by yourself. It’s probably been a long day.”
The lines above the man’s eyes softened. “It has.”
“So let him burn off some energy. He’ll be worn-out when he gets home. Kinda silly to bring him to an arcade and then get yourself all worked up when he wants to play.”
Shame darkened the man’s face, he nodded a few times, and then he turned around, nodding once to his son. “Sorry, buddy. Go play.”