A Suitable Vengeance

“Have you any idea,” she said as she speared a fat prawn, “what a compliment it is to be enthroned—there’s simply no other word for it, Deborah—in Great-Grandmama Asherton’s bedroom for your engagement weekend? Considering the manner in which everyone’s tiptoed reverentially by it when I’ve been here in the past, I’ve always got the distinct impression they’ve been saving that room for the Queen should she ever pop in for a visit.”


“That’s the room with the terrifying bed,” Sidney put in. “Draperies and geegaws. Ghoulies and banshees carved right into the headboard like a Grinling Gibbons nightmare. This must be the test of true love, Deb.”

“Like the princess and the pea,” Lady Helen said. “Did you ever have to sleep there, Daze?”

“Great-Grandmama was alive when I first came here for a visit. So instead of sleeping in the bed, one had to spend several hours sitting next to it, reading from the Bible. She was quite a devotee of some of the more lurid passages in the Old Testament, as I recall. Extensive explorations into Sodom and Gomorrah. Sexual misbehaviour. Lust and salacity. She wasn’t very interested in how God punished the sinners, however. ‘Leave ’em to the Lord,’ she’d say and wave a hand at me. ‘Get on with it, girl.’”

“Did you get on with it?” Sidney asked.

“Of course. I was only sixteen. I don’t think I’d ever read anything so delicious in my life.” She laughed engagingly. “I count the Bible as largely responsible for the sinful life—” Her eyes suddenly dropped. Her quick smile faded, then reappeared in a determined fashion. “Do you remember your great-grandmother, Tommy?”

Lynley was concentrating on his wine glass, on his inability to define colour in a liquid that existed somewhere between green and amber. He made no reply.

Deborah’s hand touched his, a contact so fleeting it might not have happened at all. “When I saw that bed, I wondered how gauche it would be if I slept on the floor,” she said.

“One does somehow expect the entire affair to come creeping to life directly after nightfall,” Lady Helen said. “But I long to sleep there anyway. I always have. Why have I never been allowed to spend the night in that terrifying bed?”

“It wouldn’t be too horrible if one didn’t have to sleep there alone.” Sidney raised an eyebrow at Justin Brooke. “A second body to comfort one. A warm body, that is. Even more preferably a live one. If Great-Grandmama Asherton’s taking to wandering the halls, I’d prefer she not drop in to keep me warm, thank you. But as for any of the rest of you, just knock twice.”

“Some more welcome than others, I hope,” Justin Brooke said.

“Only if they behave themselves,” Sidney replied.

St. James looked from his sister to her lover, saying nothing. He reached for a roll, broke it neatly in half.

“This is obviously what comes of discussing the Old Testament over lunch,” Lady Helen said. “A mere mention of Genesis and we become a group of reprobates.”

The company’s answering laughter got them through the moment.



Lynley watched them walk off in separate directions. Sidney and Deborah went towards the house where the former, learning that Deborah had brought her cameras, had announced she would change into something seductive to inspire Deborah to new photographic heights; St. James and Lady Helen sauntered towards the gatehouse and the open park beyond it; Lady Asherton and Cotter headed off together towards the northeast side of the house where, sheltered by a grove of beech and lime trees, the little chapel of St. Petroc housed Lynley’s father and the rest of the Asherton dead; and Justin Brooke murmured vaguely about finding a tree under which to doze, a statement that Sidney pooh-poohed with a wave of her hand.

Within moments, Lynley was alone. A fresh breeze caught the edge of the tablecloth. He fingered the linen, moved a plate to one side, and regarded the ruins of the meal.

He had an obligation to see John Penellin after such a long absence. The estate manager would expect it of him. He would no doubt be waiting for him in the office, ready to go over the books and examine the accounts. Lynley dreaded their meeting. The dread had nothing to do with the possibility that Penellin might bring up Peter’s condition and Lynley’s own responsibility to do something about it. Nor did the dread reflect a lack of interest in the life of the estate. The true difficulty lay in what both concern and interest implied: a return, however brief, to Howenstow.