The area was well lit. Cartons of mints, shrink-wrapped on pallets, were stacked along one wall. A forklift had been parked in front of them. A pile of what looked like assorted junk filled a corner on the opposite wall. The junk was one-and- a-half stories high and extended about a third of the way into the warehouse. Mark More was rearranging the pile of junk with the help of a backhoe. I recognized him from the street encounter with Shirley. He was average height, with light brown hair cut too short on the sides for his Dumbo ears. I guessed his age at late thirties. He wasn't fat, but he wasn't fit, either. He was wearing jeans and a white shirt, and he looked like he was concentrating hard on his job. Diesel and I walked halfway into the room, and Mark spotted us and cut his engine. "Can I help you?" he called out. "Can I help you?" he called out. "We need to talk, " Diesel said. Mark swung down from the backhoe and crossed to us. "I hope this is about mints, " he said. "Because I've got a lot of them. " "I've never heard of Momma Jane's Green Mints, " I told him. "They go to hotels and restaurants, mostly, " Mark said. "They're the crummy little things they put on your pillow or have out in a bowl. " "I'm interested in your inheritance, " Diesel said to Mark. "From Uncle Phil? What about it?" "I'd like to see it, " Diesel said. "No can do, " Mark said. "Uncle Phil wanted it kept secret. " "The object you inherited might be putting you in danger, " I said. "Has anyone else approached you about it?" "Nope. Just you. And there's no way it could put me in danger, except from Uncle Phil. " If I looked over Mark's shoulder, I could see the mountain of junk glittering under the overhead lights. It appeared that most of the pieces were silver or brass, with an occasional small splash of color. I left Diesel to talk to Mark, and I wandered closer, skirting the backhoe to get a better look at whatever was filling an entire corner of the warehouse. It took me a moment, but then I got it. I was looking at a mammoth collection of padlocks. Some were large, some were small, some were real, and some looked like trinkets. I returned to Diesel and Mark, and from both men's body language I assumed things weren't going well. "So, " I said. "What's happening?" "Your friend is a nutcase, " Mark said to me. "He thinks my inheritance is possessed. " "I didn't say it was possessed, " Diesel said. "Possessed implies that demons or other disincarnate entities have temporarily taken control of a body. I said the inheritance was possibly infused with a dangerous energy. " "How about I infuse you with a bullet up your butt if you don't leave, " Mark said. "I have a gun. " "I'm curious, " I said to Mark. "This was the only address we could find for you. Do you live here?" "Just about. My wife got the house and the dog in the divorce settlement, so I found a little apartment not far from here. " "Is the divorce recent?" "It's been a couple years. She said I liked my collections more than I liked her . . . And that probably was true. I get a lot of satisfaction from my lock collection here. Lately, I pretty much eat, sleep, and dream locks. " "Boy, that's really interesting, " I said. "Yeah, " Diesel said, cutting his eyes to the junk corner. "Interesting. " "Well, I guess we should be moving on, " I said to Mark. "Sorry if Diesel was an annoyance. I'll take him home and give him a pill. " "I know Uncle Phil was weird, " Mark said, "but he wasn't some voodoo guy. " "Of course not, " I said. "Did you ever see him change a cat into a fry pan?" into a fry pan?" "No, but I saw him change an opossum into a flowerpot. I could never figure out how he did it. It was Uncle Phil's best trick. It was like one of those Vegas magicians making a school bus disappear. " We said adios to Mark, let ourselves out, and climbed into Diesel's SUV. Diesel drove half a block down the street, made a U-turn, and parked. "Waiting for Mark to leave?" I asked. "Yep. " "Do you know what he inherited?" "No, but I know where to start looking. If it's a charm in the shape of a lock, it's probably going to be at the bottom of the pile, since it would have been his first lock. " "This could be fun, " I said. "I always wanted to run a backhoe. " I looked at my watch. "It's going to be a long night. We should get some snacks to tide us over. Maybe a bucket of chicken. " "Honey, you just ate ten doughnuts. " "But what if we get stuck here and there's no food?" Diesel grinned at me. "Maybe you should let me hold Shirley's ladybug. " "You don't suppose I'm turning into a glutton, do you?" Even as I asked the question, I was thinking I should stock up on pork chops and graham crackers. "A couple more days of carrying Shirley's inheritance, and you're going to have a snout and a tail, " Diesel said. I fished in my pocket, found the charm, and handed it over. "No one said anything about Uncle Phil having any of these obsessions. Is it possible it's all mental with Lenny, Shirley, Mark, and me? The SALIGIA Stone story is pretty far out there. " "Personally, I'm a lazy kind of guy, and leaving the door open on the mystical saves me work. I don't have to stress my brain trying to explain the unexplainable. It's magic. End of discussion. " "So you're buying into the SALIGIA Stone fairy tale?" "Yeah. I'm believing the whole enchilada. " CHAPTER THIRTEEN
The light blinked off in Mark More's office, and Mark exited via the front door and walked to his car. The engine caught, and he drove out of the lot and down the street. "Showtime, " Diesel said. "What if he set an alarm?" "Not a concern. I didn't see a security system keypad anywhere in the building. " We covered the short distance to the warehouse, Diesel opened the door, and we walked in. No alarm sounded. No little red diode flashed from anywhere in the room. I heard Diesel move toward the hall in the pitch-black building and I followed him, immediately smashing into the desk. "I suppose you can see in the dark, " I said on a sigh. "Yeah, and obviously you can't, so stick close to me. " I put my hand to his back. "Closer would be better, " he said. "How close did you have in mind?" "Really, really close. " I kicked him in the back of the leg, and he grunted. Okay, so maybe I wouldn't mind getting close, but holy cow, not when I'm doing B&E on a chocolate mint warehouse. "I hear you, " Diesel said, "but I'm only human . . . Sort of. " "What about the limit on how far we can go?" "I'll let you know when we reach it. " He led me to the warehouse, and once we were inside and the door was closed behind us, he switched the lights on. "Do you want first crack at the backhoe?" he asked. "Yes!" I climbed on board and studied the controls. I turned the key, stepped on the gas, and rolled to the pile of locks. I lowered the shovel and dug in. I backed up and carried the locks to the other side of the room and dumped them next to the cartons of mints. I did this ten times, motored over to Diesel, and parked it. "It's all yours, " I said, jumping off. "I don't want to be a backhoe hog. " "It's boring, right?" "Yes. " Diesel hauled himself up behind the wheel and went to work shoveling locks. I watched him for a while, wondering who on earth he was. When I found myself fantasizing him naked, I gave myself a mental slap and looked for something else to do. If I'd had my computer, I'd have googled SALIGIA Stones. In the absence of the computer, I called my mom. "So, how's it going?" I asked her. "It's going just fine. How's it going with you? Do you like your new job?" "Yes. My job is terrific. " I grew up in Fairfax, Virginia, just outside the Beltway. My parents still live there, in the same redbrick ranch with a dogwood tree in the front yard and picnic table and swing set in the back. My dad's old Bonneville and my mom's new Camry the back. My dad's old Bonneville and my mom's new Camry are tucked away in a two-car attached garage, and at this time of the year, the azaleas are beginning to bloom. My mom teaches fifth grade, and my dad drives a public transport bus, like Ralph Cramden on The Honeymooners. My sister, Sara, is a year older than me and already has two kids. My brother, Tommy, is a year younger, is still single, and works in an auto body shop, customizing motorcycles. We're the typical all-American family . . . Except at least one of us might be an Unmentionable. "Is there anything weird about our family?" I asked my mother. "Weird?" "Maybe special is a better word. Like, do we have any special abilities?" "Your Uncle Fred can touch his tongue to his nose. " "How about turning cats into fry pans?" "Fred can't do that. And besides, it would be mean. " "I've always been able to make cupcakes better than anyone else. " "That's true, " my mother said. "You make wonderful cupcakes. You got that from your Great Grandmother Fanny. " "I never knew her. Was she an Unmentionable?" "Unmentionable? Heavens, no. We talked about her all the time. She was a hoot. " "What about Ophelia? I only remember her from photographs. " "Ophelia was Fanny's little sister. She married a man named Wilbur Snell. He owned a shoe factory in Salem, and two weeks after the wedding, he disappeared and never was seen again. Ophelia stayed in Snell's house in Marblehead until the day she died. The shoe factory closed long ago, but I guess it left Ophelia with enough to keep going. The family drifted apart, and the last time we saw Ophelia, you were five years old. She thought you were very special. She said you had a complicated destiny. I've remembered her words all these years. Ophelia was a little New Age in her old age. " "Do you know why she left me her house?" "She stated in the will that you were a kindred spirit. And of course, she didn't have any children of her own. Only a one-eyed cat. And she could hardly leave her house to him. " My heart skipped a couple beats. "What happened to the one-eyed cat?" "I don't know. I imagine he went to the animal shelter. " "Do you know any more about him?" "No. Your grandmother spoke to Ophelia from time to time, and she would mention the cat. " I made a little more small talk, then disconnected and watched Diesel some more. I offered to take another shift, but he declined. "More to the left, " I yelled out to him after a couple hours. "The pile is uneven. " He looked back to me. "You want to take over, Miss Picky?" "Just trying to be helpful. " "You can be helpful by looking through all the locks that are left. " My eyebrows went up an inch into my forehead. "Are you My eyebrows went up an inch into my forehead. "Are you serious? There are still hundreds of locks. Maybe thousands. " Diesel cut the engine and swung down off the backhoe. "I've reduced the pile by ninety percent. I can't cut it down any more than that. These locks have been pushed around for years. The lock charm isn't going to be exactly where it was originally placed. " He was right. Problem was, I'd been going since four this morning, and I was running on empty. I walked to the edge of the remaining lock pile and began working my way through it, picking locks up, tossing them to Diesel, who pitched them across the room to the new heap of locks. After an hour, there were no more locks, I hadn't come across a charm, and nothing had glowed or buzzed in my hand. "Now what?" I asked Diesel. "Now we go home. And tomorrow we have another conversation with Mark More. "