Snow Crash

“Hops?” Hiro says.

 

“I know the place. Local microbrewery,” Squeaky says. “They grow their own hops. Contract it out to some urban gardeners. Chinese peasants who do the grunt work for ’em.”

 

 

 

When they arrive, the first authority figures on the scene, it is obvious why Raven decided to let himself get chased into a hop field: It is great cover. The hops are heavy, flowering vines that grow on trellises lashed together out of long bamboo poles. The trellises are eight feet high; you can’t see a thing.

 

They all get out of the car.

 

“T-Bone?” Squeaky hollers.

 

They hear someone yelling in English from the middle of the field. “Over here!” But he isn’t responding to Squeaky.

 

They walk into the hop field. Carefully. There is an enveloping smell, a resiny odor not unlike marijuana, the sharp smell that comes off an expensive beer. Squeaky motions for Hiro to stay behind him.

 

In other circumstances, Hiro would do so. He is half Japanese, and under certain circumstances, totally respectful of authority.

 

This is not one of those circumstances. If Raven comes anywhere near Hiro, Hiro is going to be talking to him with his katana. And if it comes to that, Hiro doesn’t want Squeaky anywhere near him, because he could lose a limb on the backswing.

 

“Yo, T-Bone!” Squeaky yells. “It’s The Enforcers, and we’re pissed! Get the fuck out of there, man. Let’s go home!”

 

T-Bone, or Hiro assumes it is T-Bone, responds only by firing a short burst from a machine pistol. The muzzle flash lights up the hop vines like a strobe light. Hiro aims one shoulder at the ground, buries himself in soft earth and foliage for a few seconds.

 

“Fuck!” T-Bone says. It is a disappointed fuck, but a fuck with a heavy undertone of overwhelming frustration and not a little fear.

 

Hiro gets up into a conservative squat, looks around. Squeaky and the other Enforcer are nowhere to be seen.

 

Hiro forces his way through one of the trellises and into a row that is closer to the action.

 

The other Enforcer—the driver—is in the same row, about ten meters away, his back turned to Hiro. He glances over his shoulder in Hiro’s direction, then looks in the other direction and sees someone else—Hiro can’t quite see who, because The Enforcer is in the way.

 

“What the fuck,” The Enforcer says.

 

Then he jumps a little, as though startled, and something happens to the back of his jacket.

 

“Who is it?” Hiro says.

 

The Enforcer doesn’t say anything. He is trying to turn back around, but something prevents it. Something is shaking the vines around him.

 

The Enforcer shudders, careens sideways from foot to foot. “Got to get loose,” he says, speaking loudly to no one in particular. He breaks into a trot, running away from Hiro. The other person who was in the row is gone now. The Enforcer is running in a strange stiff upright gait with his arms down to his sides. His bright green windbreaker isn’t hanging correctly.

 

Hiro runs after him. The Enforcer is trotting toward the end of the row, where the lights of the street are visible.

 

The Enforcer exits the field a couple of seconds ahead of him, and, when Hiro gets to the curb, is in the middle of the road, illuminated mostly by flashing blue light from a giant overhead video screen. He is turning around and around with strange little stomping footsteps, not keeping his balance very well. He is saying, “Aaah, aaah” in a low, calm voice that gurgles as though he badly needs to clear his throat.

 

As The Enforcer revolves, Hiro perceives that he has been impaled on an eight-foot-long bamboo spear. Half sticks out the front, half out the back. The back half is dark with blood and black fecal clumps, the front half is greenish-yellow and clean. The Enforcer can only see the front half and his hands are playing up and down it, trying to verify what his eyes are seeing. Then the back half whacks into a parked car, spraying a narrow fan of head cheese across the waxed and polished trunk lid. The car’s alarm goes off. The Enforcer hears the sound and turns around to see what it is.

 

When Hiro last sees him, he is running down the center of the pulsating neon street toward the center of Chinatown, wailing a terrible, random song that clashes with the bleating of the car alarm. Hiro feels even at this moment that something has been torn open in the world and that he is dangling above the gap, staring into a place where he does not want to be. Lost in the biomass.

 

Hiro draws his katana.

 

“Squeaky!” Hiro hollers. “He’s throwing spears! He’s pretty good at it! Your driver is hit!”

 

“Got it!” Squeaky hollers.

 

Hiro goes back into the closest row. He hears a sound off to the right and uses the katana to cut his way through into that row. This is not a nice place to be at the moment, but it is safer than standing in the street under the plutonic light of the video screen.

 

Down the row is a man. Hiro recognizes him by the strange shape of his head, which just gets wider until it reaches his shoulders. He is holding a freshly cut bamboo pole in one hand, torn from the trellis.

 

Raven strokes one end of it with his other hand, and a chunk falls off. Something flickers in that hand, the blade of a knife apparently. He has just cut off the end of the pole at an acute angle to make it into a spear.

 

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