Snow Crash

“You can see the rays from here,” Da5id says, waving toward the next quadrant, “but I want to see the whole getup.”

 

 

It does look as though the sun is rising somewhere in the middle of the Rock Star Quadrant. Above the heads of the milling avatars, Hiro can see a fan of orange beams radiating outward from some point in the middle of the crowd. It keeps moving, turning around, shaking from side to side, and the whole universe seems to move with it. On the Street, the full radiance of Sushi K’s Rising Sun hairdo is suppressed by the height and width regulations. But Da5id allows free expression inside The Black Sun, so the orange rays extend all the way to the property lines.

 

“I wonder if anyone’s told him yet that Americans won’t buy rap music from a Japanese person,” Hiro says as they stroll over there.

 

“Maybe you should tell him,” Da5id suggests, “charge him for the service. He’s in L.A. right now, you know.”

 

“Probably staying in a hotel full of bootlickers telling him what a big star he’s going to be. He needs to be exposed to some actual biomass.”

 

They inject themselves into a stream of traffic, winding a narrow channel through a rift in the crowd.

 

“Biomass?” Da5id says.

 

“A body of living stuff. It’s an ecology term. If you take an acre of rain forest or a cubic mile of ocean or a square block of Compton and strain out all the on living stuff—dirt and water—you get the biomass.”

 

Da5id, ever the bithead, says, “I do not understand.” His voice sounds funny; there’s a lot of white noise creeping into his audio.

 

“Industry expression,” Hiro says. “The Industry feeds off the human biomass of America. Like a whale straining krill from the sea.”

 

Hiro wedges himself between a couple of Nipponese businessmen. One is wearing a uniform blue, but the other is a neo-traditional, wearing a dark kimono. And, like Hiro, he’s wearing two swords—the long katana on his left hip and the one-handed wakizashi stuck diagonally in his waistband. He and Hiro glance cursorily at each other’s armaments. Then Hiro looks away and pretends not to notice, while the neo-traditional is freezing solid, except for the corners of his mouth, which are curling downward. Hiro has seen this kind of thing before. He knows he’s about to get into a fight.

 

People are moving out of the way; something big and inexorable is plunging through the crowd, shoving avatars this way and that. Only one thing has the ability to shove people around like that inside The Black Sun, and that’s a bouncer daemon.

 

As they get closer, Hiro sees that it’s a whole flying wedge of them, gorillas in tuxedos. Real gorillas. And they seem to be headed toward Hiro.

 

He tries to back away, but he quickly runs into something. Looks like Bigboard finally got him in trouble; he’s on his way out of the bar.

 

“Da5id,” Hiro says. “Call them off, man, I’ll stop using it.”

 

All of the people in his vicinity are staring over Hiro’s shoulder, their faces illuminated by a stew of brilliant colored lights.

 

Hiro turns around to look at Da5id. But Da5id’s not there anymore.

 

Instead of Da5id, there is just a jittering cloud of bad digital karma. It’s so bright and fast and meaningless that it hurts to look at. It flashes back and forth from color to black and white, and when it’s in color, it rolls wildly around the color wheel as though being strafed with high-powered disco lights. And it’s not staying within it’s own body space; hair-thin pixel lines keep shooting off to one side, passing all the way across The Black Sun and out through the wall. It is not so much an organized body as it is a centrifugal cloud of lines and polygons whose center cannot hold, throwing bright bits of body shrapnel all over the room, interfering with people’s avatars, flickering and disappearing.

 

The gorillas don’t mind. They shove their long furry fingers into the midst of the disintegrating cloud and latch onto it somehow and carry it past Hiro, toward the exit. Hiro looks down as it goes past him and sees what looks very much like Da5id’s face as viewed through a pile of shattered glass. It’s just a momentary glimpse. Then the avatar is gone, expertly drop-kicked out the front door, soaring out over the Street in a long flat arc that takes it over the horizon. Hiro looks up the aisle to see Da5id’s table, empty, surrounded by stunned hackers. Some of them are shocked, some are trying to stifle grins.

 

Da5id Meier, supreme hacker overload, founding father of the Metaverse protocol, creator and proprietor of the world-famous Black Sun, has just suffered a system crash. He’s been thrown out of his own bar by his own daemons.

 

 

 

 

 

Chapter Ten

 

 

 

 

About the second or third thing they learned how to do when studying to become Kouriers was how to shiv open a pair of handcuffs. Handcuffs are not intended as long-term restraint devices, millions of Clink franchisees to the contrary. And the longtime status of skateboarders as an oppressed ethnic group means that by now all of them are escape artists of some degree.

 

First things first. Y.T. has many a thing hanging off her uniform. The uniform has a hundred pockets, big flat pockets for deliveries and eensy narrow pockets for gear, pockets sewn into sleeves, thighs, shins. The equipment stuck into these multifarious pockets tends to be small, tricky, lightweight: pens, markers, penlights, penknives, lock picks, bar-code scanners, flares, screwdrivers, Liquid Knuckles, bundy stunners, and lightsticks. A calculator is stuck upside-down to her right thigh, doubling as a taxi meter and a stopwatch.

 

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