The bad strangers are hurting the nice girl who loves him!
Fido gets more angry than he has ever been, even more angry than when a bad man shot him long ago.
His job is to keep bad strangers out of his yard. He does not do anything else.
But it’s even more important to protect the nice girl who loves him. That is more important than anything. And nothing can stop him. Not even the fence.
The fence is very tall. But he can remember a long time ago when he used to jump over things that were taller than his head.
Fido comes out of his doggie house, curls his long legs beneath him, and jumps over the fence around his yard before he has remembered that he is not capable of jumping over it. This contradiction is lost on him, though; as a dog, introspection is not one of his strong points.
The bark is spreading to another place far away. All the nice doggies who live in this faraway place are being warned to look out for the very bad strangers and the girl who loves Fido, because they are going to that place. Fido sees the place in his mind. It is big and wide and flat and open, like a nice field for chasing Frisbees. It has lots of big flying things. Around the edges are a couple of yards where nice doggies live.
Fido can hear those nice doggies barking in reply. He knows where they are. Far away. But you can get there by streets. Fido knows a whole lot of different streets. He just runs down streets, and he knows where he is and where he’s going.
At first, the only trace that B-782 leaves of his passage is a dancing trail of sparks down the center of the franchise ghetto. But once he makes his way out onto a long straight piece of highway, he begins to leave further evidence: a spume of shattered blue safety glass spraying outward in parallel vanes from all four lanes of traffic as the windows and the windshields of the cars blow out of their frames, spraying into the air like rooster tails behind a speedboat.
As part of Mr. Lee’s good neighbor policy, all Rat Things are programmed never to break the sound barrier in a populated area. But Fido’s in too much of a hurry to worry about the good neighbor policy. Jack the sound barrier. Bring the noise.
Chapter Sixty-Six
“Raven,” Hiro says, “let me tell you a story before I kill you.”
“I’ll listen,” Raven says. “It’s a long ride.”
All vehicles in the Metaverse have voice phones on them. Hiro simply called home to the Librarian and had him look up Raven’s number. They are riding in lockstep across the black surface of the imaginary planet now, though Hiro is gaining on Raven, meter by meter.
“My dad was in the Army in World War Two. Lied about his age to get in. They put him in the Pacific doing scut work. Anyway, he got captured by the Nipponese.”
“So?”
“So they took him back to Nippon. Put him in a prison camp. There were a lot of Americans there, plus some Brits and some Chinese. And a couple of guys that they couldn’t place. They looked like Indians. Spoke a little English. But they spoke Russian even better.”
“They were Aleuts,” Raven says. “American citizens. But no one had ever heard of them. Most people don’t know that the Japanese conquered American territory during the war—several islands at the end of the Aleutian chain. Inhabited. By my people. They took the two most important Aleuts and put them in prison camps in Japan. One of them was the mayor of Attu—the most important civil authority. The other was even more important, to us. He was the chief harpooneer of the Aleut nation.”
Hiro says, “The mayor got sick and died. He didn’t have any immunities. But the harpooneer was one tough son of a bitch. He got sick a few times, but he survived. Went out to work in the fields along with the rest of the prisoners, growing food for the war effort. Worked in the kitchen, preparing slop for the prisoners and the guards. He kept to himself a lot. Everyone avoided him because he smelled terrible. His bed stank up the barracks.”
“He was cooking up aconite whale poison from mushrooms and other substances that he found in the fields and secreted in his clothing,” Raven says.
“Besides,” Hiro continues, “they were pissed at him because he broke out a windowpane in the barracks once, and it let cold air in for the rest of the winter. Anyway, one day, after lunch, all of the guards became terribly sick.”
“Whale poison in the fish stew,” Raven says.
“The prisoners were already out working in the fields, and when the guards began to get sick, they began to march them all back in toward the barracks, because they couldn’t keep watch over them when they were doubled over with stomach cramps. And this late in the war, it wasn’t easy to bring in reinforcements. My father was last in the line of prisoners. And this Aleut guy was right in front of him.”
Raven says, “As the prisoners were crossing an irrigation ditch, the Aleut dove into the water and disappeared.”
“My father didn’t know what to do,” Hiro says, “until he heard a grunt from the guard who was bringing up the rear. He turned around and saw that this guard had a bamboo spear stuck all the way through his body. Just came out of nowhere. And he still couldn’t see the Aleut. Then another guard went down with his throat slit, and there was the Aleut, winding up and throwing another spear that brought down yet another guard.”
“He had been making harpoons and hiding them under the water in the irrigation ditches,” Raven says.