“I don’t mind if you hurt him.” She walked her hand two-fingered across my shirt, scratching at the buttons, playful.
“Accidents do happen,” I murmured.
That proved somewhat prophetic as the words inspired Sareth to explore rather more robustly and her hand plunged down into my trousers.
As any man wounded in the line of duty can tell you, a knee to the groin takes a while to recover from, and it may be several days before a prince’s crown jewels are ready for inspection once more. Sareth’s overhasty “cupping” reignited the earlier agonies, and I must admit that my cry of pain could be described as somewhat high-pitched. Possibly even . . . girly. Which would explain why the queen’s door guard took it upon themselves to crash in through her bolted door to rescue their charge from whatever fiend assaulted her.
Fear can be an excellent anaesthetic. Certainly the sudden appearance of two mean-faced men in Ancrath livery with bare steel in their hands gets rid of ball-ache double quick. A catapult could have ejected me from that chair no faster and I was clattering down the servant stair before you could say “adultery,” door slamming behind me.
I reached my room, panting and still in panic. Snorri had abandoned the chair I’d placed him in and now lay sprawled on the bed. “That was quick.” He raised his head.
“We should probably leave,” I said, realizing as I looked about for my belongings that I didn’t actually have any.
“Why?” Snorri swung his legs over the side of the bed and sat up, the structure creaking alarmingly beneath him.
“Uh . . .” I leaned back out into the corridor, looking for the approach of guardsmen. “I may have . . .”
“Not the queen?” Snorri stood and I became acutely aware once more of just how much he towered over me. “Who saw you?” Anger in his voice now.
“Two guards.”
“Her guards?”
“Yes.”
“She’ll buy them off. It will all be buried.”
“I’m just not wanting to get buried with it.”
“It’ll be fine.” I could see him thinking about that meeting with King Olidan, about all the lines I had sold him regarding knowing his enemy and getting the curse taken off us.
“You think?”
“Yes.” He nodded. “Idiot.”
“We could leave anyway. I mean. I spoke to the king’s magician last night and he wasn’t that helpful—”
“Hah!” Snorri sat down again with a thump. “That old dream-witch! We’ll have to look elsewhere for help, Jal. His power’s broken. The boy smashed Sageous’s totem a couple of days back. Some kind of glass tree. Jorg pushed it over in the throne room. Pieces of it everywhere!”
“Where—where do you get all this stuff?”
“I talk to people, Jal. While the queen’s sticking her tongue in your ear I’m busy listening instead. Prince Jorg undid Sageous’s power, and boldly. There must be some other sorcerer or wise woman who can help us. Sageous can’t be the only one in the whole country. We need King Olidan to advise us if we want this curse taken off.”
“Ah . . .”
“Ah?”
“I made a promise to rough up this boy-prince for Sareth. I’m hoping that won’t sour things with King Olidan. If he dotes on the child it could cause problems.”
“Why?” Snorri looked up at me, spreading his broad hands. “Why would you do that?” His axe lay by the bed and I toed it underneath, out of sight, just in case.
“You did see her, the queen?” I asked. “How could I say no?”
Snorri shook his head. “I’ve never seen a man who understands so little about women and yet is so led about by them.”
“So, this boy. Will it cause problems if I knock him around a bit?” I asked. “Since you seem to know all there is to know about the Ancraths.”
“Well. The father doesn’t love the son. I know that much,” Snorri said.
“That’s a relief.” I relaxed enough to sink into the chair.
“And I know you’re a brave man, Jal, and a hero from the war . . .”
“Yes . . .”
“But I wouldn’t be so sure about knocking this Prince Jorg around. You did see him at the Angel the other night?”
“The Angel? What are you talking about?”
“The Falling Angel. I know you had other things on your mind, but you might have noticed the place was packed with his band. The Brothers.”
“What?” The chair contrived to trap me in its clutches as I tried to stand again.
“The prince was there, you know? In the corner with Sir Makin.”
“Oh God.” I remembered his eyes.
“And banging Sally in the room next to yours, I hear. Nice girl. From Totten just south of the Lure.”
“Dear God.” I’d thought Makin’s young companion to be eighteen at the least. He couldn’t have been less than six foot.
“And of course you know what prompted him to take another trip so soon after his return to the Tall Castle?”
“Remind me.” I would have thought making a mortal enemy of a dream-witch would be enough to get most men planning a long journey.