Monster Hunter Legion - eARC

“Then quit your crying and shut up.” Holly checked her watch. “It’s time to go. We’ll continue this therapy session later.”

 

“So you’re my therapist now?”

 

“Apparently, I’m a life coach for idiots.” Holly opened the door. She shined her flashlight up the stairs. When she didn’t see anything, she climbed the stairs quickly and quietly to the next door. When she tested the handle, it was also unlocked. “Archer, you are the man…” Her voice was barely a whisper. “Follow my lead.” She reached under her jacket and pulled out her pistol. It was a 1911 of some kind, like the sort of old-fashioned pistol that his father preferred.

 

“But the guards are just people. They’re Hunters like you, just from a different company. You can’t just shoot them!”

 

“Sure I can. Point and click.” Holly glanced down at the pistol. “Okay, fine. I don’t want to and I’ll try not to, but if I have to choose between saving my friends’ lives or their lives?” She shrugged. “Easy call.”

 

Mosh had done a lot of stupid things in his life, but murder wasn’t one of them. “Promise me you won’t kill anybody.”

 

“Seriously? Okay, fine. I promise I won’t kill anybody unless I really need to. You think I like this fly by the seat of the pants stuff? I’d love to have time to come up with a plan that doesn’t end with shooting them, but we don’t have time.”

 

As if to punctuate that statement, there was a distant rumble. Mosh couldn’t be sure, but he suspected that it was an explosion. Right on time. Holly crouched down and opened the door a bit, revealing a dimly-lit storage area. A single red light began to flash high on the wall above. An annoying repetitive wail emanated from the ceiling along with a calm, prerecorded voice. “Proceed to the nearest exit. Proceed to the nearest exit.” It was extremely loud. The MCB’s distraction had begun.

 

The storage area was filled with props and costumes, most of them with a Bollywood vibe. “This way.” Holly ran between the rows of shelves, looking for a way out. They didn’t have a map or any idea how this floor was laid out, just general directions from the MCB, but there was supposed to be an office area around here somewhere. Holly found another door that led into a carpeted hallway. There were filing cabinets and corkboards with memos tacked to them, so it felt like they were on the right track. Mosh got ready to charge out, but Holly stopped him. “Stay hidden. Give them a minute to react. We want the Unicorn troops to leave first.”

 

The wait was killing him. He couldn’t shake that feeling that something terrible was about to happen. Holly waited for what seemed to him like far too long, but that was probably just the adrenalin rush making it seem that way, then she opened the door the rest of the way and slipped into the hall. At least the Proceed to the Nearest Exit lady was so loud that there was no way anybody would hear them coming. Of course, as soon as Mosh thought that, the prerecorded message stopped.

 

“Hurry,” Holly said.

 

Hurry? They didn’t even know where the scientist was, so for all they knew they were hurrying in the wrong direction. The entered a room full of cubicles.

 

“Go left here,” Mordechai told him.

 

“Turn left,” Mosh said immediately. Holly looked at him incredulously, but Mosh just pointed at his temple. “Dead guy said so.”

 

“Freaking Pitts.” But Holly didn’t argue. She turned down the next hall. They entered another desk and cubicle filled room. There were doors on each side and half of each wall was a frosted glass window.

 

“Stop. Get down.” Mordechai ordered. Mosh repeated the warning without even thinking about it. Holly took a knee behind a water cooler. Mosh crouched behind her. Holly held up one hand. Voices.

 

The sound was coming from the room ahead of them. “It’s for your own safety, Doctor.” The man sounded confident, in control. “Our security’s been breached. There’s activity in the parking garage. Follow me.”

 

“Coming here was a mistake. If he knows I’m here he’ll come for his revenge, mark my words.” The second man sounded old and raspy. “There’s nothing you can do against him. Save yourselves.”

 

“You heard Mr. Stricken. Everything will be fine, sir. In the meantime we’ll be moving you to a more secure location outside of the city. We have a car waiting.”

 

“You’re not listening, idiot. There’s no such thing as a secure location when Mark Thirteen is involved.”

 

The first speaker was losing his patience. “Grab him. Let’s go.”

 

The doctor protested, swore, and called them names, but then the sound was moving away. Mosh lifted his head enough to see shadows moving through the frosted glass. There were four upright figures. One of those was pushing a fifth in what could only be a wheelchair.

 

Holly was already crawling forward. Mosh realized what she was doing. They were going to have to move through this area, and she intended to surprise them. She looked back at him, mouthed the words get ready, then rolled into a cubicle across the aisle. Mosh fell back into the cubicle behind the water cooler and squished himself next to the desk, which, judging from the nameplate, belonged to someone in marketing named Arlene. There were lots of framed pictures of a plump woman with her cats and another one where she was posing with Elton John at this very casino. Focus, Mosh! The men would pass Holly. She’d make a move and then he’d back her up. Mordechai had steered them to the perfect spot.

 

“Thank you.”

 

Not now, Mordechai! Having gotten his Glock back from the MCB, he took it out and held it in his clumsy, nerve-damaged hand. Owen and the other Hunters were counting on him. He couldn’t let them down. Holly had called him a quitter, but Mosh Pitt was no quitter. A quitter wouldn’t pull a gun on armed Monster Hunters in order to kidnap an old man in a wheelchair…Shit. That doesn’t sound any better. Footsteps and a repetitive wheeled creak were coming their way. Mosh was so nervous he could barely breathe, but at the same time he was excited. It was like how he used to feel back in the days when he’d first started playing in front of an actual audience. I’m ready to rock.

 

“That’s the spirit, boy.”

 

Mosh gritted his teeth together and blinked his eyes rapidly. The Hunters moved past Holly’s hiding place. The continuous stream of complaining from the scientist was like a tracking beacon. They were almost on him and he knew that they’d see him as they went past and he’d get shot to death.

 

“Don’t move!” Holly shouted.

 

Mosh leapt up and aimed his Glock over the top of the cube. The men were in the process of turning back toward Holly. Dressed in matching camouflage uniforms and wearing bulky tactical vests that all of them were carrying rifles that would be a lot more devastating than his little 9mm. He hadn’t really thought about what to say, and on TV cop shows they usually said drop the gun or freeze, but unfortunately what came out of his mouth was, “Drop the freeze!”

 

The tiny man in the wheelchair was ancient and he stared at Mosh with rheumy eyes. “Drop the what? Are you an imbecile?”

 

The Hunters had been caught completely flat-footed. Eyes flashed between Holly and Mosh. They were holding rifles, but their muzzles were down. The man in front regarded Mosh with calculated belligerence and ice-blue eyes so cold that they suggested he’d killed a lot of people. The Glock was shaking all over the place. The Hunter was doing the math, deciding if he could raise his rifle to shoot Mosh in time. Even if Mosh got a shot off, he’d have to hit the man in something unarmored, which wasn’t that big an area…

 

“Don’t you move, Armstrong. Don’t even think about it.” Holly had a good command voice. “I’ll drop you like a sack of shit.”

 

The man in front turned slowly to study Holly. Her pistol was moving slowly back and forth between the four heads. Now she didn’t look like she would miss. One of the men must have made some movement that Holly didn’t approve of. She turned the pistol on him. “Is that vest bulletproof? It looks bulletproof. Let’s find out.” BLAM. The sudden noise made Mosh jump. The bullet hit the Hunter square in the chest. He gasped and stumbled back a few feet, but stayed on his feet. Holly quickly shifted her gun back toward the leader. Her eyes flicked over to the man she’d shot. “Yep. Bulletproof. Bet that still hurt, though. Don’t waste my time, Armstrong. I’m in a hurry.”

 

The Hunter named Armstrong smiled disarmingly, but his eyes still betrayed murderous intent. Mosh had never seen teeth so white and perfectly even. This guy had paid his dentist’s mortgage off. “Well, seems we’ve been bushwhacked right in our own base of operations. Put them down, boys.”

 

“Nice and slow. One at a time,” Holly suggested. All of the black rifles were clipped to their armor on slings, and it took the men a moment to undo them and place them on the floor. “Pistols too. In a pile. That’s good…I know some of you are packing backups, but I only like surprises on Christmas and birthdays. Sudden moves make me twitchy. Put your hands on top of your heads and keep them there. Next round goes into something softer than Kevlar.” They did as they were told.

 

“FBI?” the old man had read Holly’s jacket. “Are you kidding me? Don’t you know who I am?”

 

“She’s no cop,” grunted the man Holly had shot. He was red-faced and wheezing. “She’s Monster Hunter International.”

 

“That’s right, so I guess you can say I’m violating the shit out of your restraining order. Hey, are those zip ties?” She gestured her pistol at one of the vests. “Awesome. You get to zip-tie your buddy’s wrists together. You heard me. Nice and tight.” She waited until he’d done the other three. “Mosh, bind him. Watch out, that’s Ultimate Lawyer. He’s a kung-fu expert and an attorney.”

 

“Kung-fu? Please. I do Krav Maga, Muay Thai, and Brazilian jujitsu.” That particular Hunter was rather intimidating and Mosh really didn’t relish the idea of going near him. He saw Mosh looking at him. “Mosh, huh? Thought you looked familiar. Relax, buddy. I know the drill.” He stuck his own hands through the zip-tie loop, then bit the end and pulled it tight with his teeth, securing himself. “By the way, love your work. ‘Hold the Pig Steady’ is my favorite workout song.”

 

“Thanks,” Mosh answered, not really sure what else to say.

 

Once they were bound, Mosh made sure the zip ties were tight, and then used the rest of the zip ties to attach their hands to the straps on the next Hunter’s armor. He figured that would make pursuing them sort of like playing Twister. It only took a minute, and none of the Paranormal Tactical men tried anything, but he was sure that was all due to Holly’s readiness to shoot any troublemakers in the face. He tied Armstrong’s wrists to one of his men’s pistol belt; that way, Armstrong’s hands were pressed against the other guy’s crotch.

 

“Is that necessary?” Armstrong asked.

 

“Necessarily hilarious,” Mosh answered.

 

“Pick up their guns,” Holly ordered. Since there were four rifles and four handguns, that was a lot more difficult than it sounded. But he got the pistols partially tucked into various pockets, and managed to sling a rifle over each shoulder and one in each hand, all without shooting himself on accident. So he called that a win. “Listen, guys. We didn’t have a choice.” Holly got behind the wheelchair. “We’ve got to run, but this was nothing personal.”

 

“You shot me!”

 

“Yeah, yeah. Sue me.”

 

Ultimate Lawyer chuckled. “Oh, don’t worry. We will.”

 

Holly looked to the leader. “Look, Armstrong. Stricken is using you. He already knows how to stop the monster, but he’s willing to let all of those Hunters in there die first just to score some political point. I’m not going to let that happen, and the doctor here is going to tell me how. After that, you can have him back. Don’t come after us. You don’t want that much blood on your hands, and I don’t want your blood on mine.”

 

But Armstrong wasn’t in a listening mood. “You’ll pay for this. Kidnapping—”

 

“It isn’t kidnapping.” Holly began pushing the wheelchair away. “It’s borrowing.”

 

“Assault—”

 

“Attempted murder,” corrected Ultimate Lawyer.

 

“You’ll pay for this, Newcastle!”

 

“Buh-bye,” Holly said. Armstrong was still shouting after them. The old doctor was cursing. Holly took the next corner and pointed them back the way they’d come in. The wheelchair was capable of a surprisingly high rate of speed. Mosh followed along carrying almost forty pounds of extra guns. At one point a Hunter’s pistol worked its way free from his waistband and landed on the carpet with a thump. He turned back to retrieve it. “Leave it,” Holly ordered. “We’ve got to keep moving. I think Armstrong’s got help on the way.”

 

“How?”

 

“I didn’t think of it at the time, but the way he said he was being bushwhacked and where was too convenient. It was probably because he had his radio on.”

 

“Oh, man!” Mosh looked back down the hall. He couldn’t hear anything now, but that was probably because the Hunters were trying to figure out how to free themselves from the zip ties. “They’re going to be really mad.”

 

“Well, duh. I did shoot that one guy.”

 

“You promised not to shoot anybody!”

 

“I promised not to kill anybody. Huge difference.” They reached the storage room and went inside. “This will do. Help me barricade the door. It’ll buy us some time. This is the only way into this room other than the service tunnel.”

 

“How do you know that?” Mosh asked incredulously as he dumped the black rifles on the floor. They had practically sprinted through here the first time.

 

“Situational awareness. Try to keep up.” Holly turned the doctor’s chair to face her. “Okay, Doc. We’ve got to make this interview fast and then you can go back to your friends.”