Magic Burns

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“Guns.”

 

“Guns?”

 

“Yep.”

 

The bouda frowned. “I don’t know anything about guns. This isn’t going to be work, is it? Bummer.

 

Now I don’t know if I want to bother.”

 

She made me think of Curran again. “Men are dumb bastards,” I said.

 

She nodded. “Women aren’t much better. Whiny bitches, most of them.” She thought about it. “Guys can be fun. I recommend Raphael. He’s the most patient one we’ve got, so he gets lucky more than the others. Although I think your chickie has his complete attention at the moment.”

 

I found Andrea and Aunt B in the kitchen at a small round table, drinking tea. The sight of Andrea bringing the teacup to her hyena muzzle struck me as hilarious. I clamped my mouth shut and tried not to laugh. It had to be nerves.

 

If she asked for biscuits, I’d lose it.

 

Andrea saw me and visibly stiffened. “How did it go?”

 

“With what?”

 

Aunt B sighed. “She wants to know if Curran’s coming to kill her.”

 

“Oh. No, he isn’t interested in murdering you. Believe me, right now you’re the least of his problems.”

 

Andrea exhaled.

 

“Please tell me there is coffee.”

 

Aunt B grimaced. “They’re already crazy. If I let them have coffee, they’d be bouncing off the walls. We have herbal tea.”

 

I put my books on the table.

 

“You look like you need some sleep.” Andrea put a steaming cup before me.

 

I needed to find Julie, find her mom, convince a sociopath to donate some blood for the good of mankind, and deal with a tentacled atrocity swaddled in cloth and his rabid mermaids. I needed coffee.

 

A male bouda sauntered into the kitchen. He wore black leather pants and a leather vest baring a chiseled chest. He wasn’t conventionally handsome, the opposite actually: his nose was too long and his face was too narrow, but he had intense blue eyes and black hair combed to shiny perfection, and he used what he had to his best advantage. You knew by some sort of natural female instinct that he would be good in bed, and when he looked at you, you thought about sex.

 

He glanced at Andrea with an odd longing on his face, switched his attention to me, and offered me his hand. “Sorry about our…altercation in the buggy. I was only playing. I’m Raphael.”