HOW SENKA GOT RICH
Senka might have scarpered, but he still had to get rid of this iron lump. He walked along, pressing his hands to his chest, with the ends of the bar turned up and down, so they wouldn’t be so obvious.
He had to clear out of Khitrovka – not just because it was dangerous with that Erast Petrovich about, but so no one he knew would see him looking silly like this. They’d laugh him down for sure.
He could go into the smithy, where they forged horseshoes, and tell them some lie or other about how the iron bar had been twisted on him out of mischief, or as a bet. They were big hefty lads in the smithy. Maybe they didn’t have a grip to match the handsome gent’s, but they’d unbend it one way or another, they had tools for doing just that. But not for a kind word and a nod, of course – he’d have to give them twenty kopecks.
And then it hit him: where was he going to get twenty kopecks from? He’d given his last fifteen-kopeck piece to the mole yesterday. Or maybe he should diddle the blacksmith? Promise him money then do a runner. Even more running, Senka thought with a sigh. If the blacksmiths caught him, they’d batter him with those big fists of theirs, worse than any Japanese.
So there he was, walking down Maroseika Street, wondering what to do, when he saw a shop sign: ‘SAMSHITOV. Jeweller and goldsmith. Fine metalworking’. That was just what he needed! Maybe the jeweller would give him something at least for the silver coin, or even those old kopecks. And if he didn’t, Senka could pawn Sprat’s watch.
He pushed open the door with the glass window and went in.
There was no one behind the counter, but there was a red parrot bird, sitting on a perch in its cage, and screeching in a horrible voice: ‘Wel-come! Wel-come!’
Just to be safe, Senka doffed his cap and said: ‘Good health to you.’
It may have been a beast, but it clearly had some understanding.
‘Ashot-djan, the door’s not locked again,’ a woman called from the back of the shop in an odd, lilting voice. ‘Anyone at all could come in off the street!’
There was a rustle of steps and a short man popped his head out from behind the curtain. He had a deep-set face and a crooked nose and a round piece of glass set in a bronze frame on his forehead. He sounded frightened as he asked: ‘Are you alone?’
When he saw that Senka was, he ran to bolt the door, then turned again to his visitor. ‘What can I do for you?’
Someone like him could never unknot an iron bar, thought Senka disappointedly. So what was that about metalworking on the sign? Maybe he had an apprentice.
‘I’d like to sell something,’ Senka said, and reached into his pocket, but that was no mean feat with his hands shackled together.
The parrot began to mock him: ‘Sell something! Sell something!’
The man with the big nose said: ‘Shut up, shut up, Levonchik.’ Then he looked Senka up and down and said, ‘I’m sorry, young man, but I don’t buy stolen goods. There are specialists for that.’
‘You don’t need to tell me you that. Here, what will you give me?’
And he plonked the coin down on the counter.
The jeweller stared at Senka’s wrists, but he didn’t say a word. Then he looked at the silver coin without any real interest.
‘Hmm, a yefimok.’
‘Come again?’ said Senka.
‘A yefimok, a silver thaler. Quite a common coin. They go for double weight. That is, the weight of the silver, multiplied by two. Your yefimok’s in good condition.’ He took the coin and put it on the balance. ‘In ideal condition, you could say. A perfect thaler, six and a half zolotniks in weight. One zolotnik of silver is . . . twenty-four kopecks now. That makes . . . hmm . . . three roubles twelve kopecks. Minus my commission, twenty per cent. In total, two roubles and fifty kopecks. No one’s likely to give you more than that.’
Two roubles fifty – well, that was something. Senka writhed around again, reached into his pocket for the scales, and tipped them on to the counter.
‘And what about this?’
He had exactly twenty of those scales, he’d counted them during the night. They were pretty battered kopecks, but if you added them to two roubles fifty, that would make two seventy.
The jeweller was more impressed by the kopecks than he was by the yefimok. He moved the lens off his forehead onto his eye and examined them one by one.
‘Silver kopecks? Oho, “YM” – Yauza Mint. And in enviable condition. Well, I can take these for three roubles apiece.’
‘How much?’ Senka gasped.
‘You have to understand, young man,’ said the jeweller, looking at Senka through the lens with a huge black eye. ‘Pre-rebellion kopecks, of course, are not thalers, and they go for a different rate. But they dug up another hoard from that time only recently, over in Zamoskvorechie, three thousand silver kopecks, including two hundred from the Yauza Mint, so their price has fallen greatly. How would you like three fifty? I can’t go higher than that.’
‘How much will that make altogether?’ Senka asked, still unable to believe his luck.
‘Altogether?’ Samshitov clicked the beads on his abacus and pointed: ‘There. Including the yefimok, seventy-two roubles and fifty kopecks.’
Senka could barely croak out his answer: ‘Fine, all right.’
And the parrot went off again: ‘All right! All right! All right!’
The jeweller raked the coins off the counter and jangled the lock of his cash box. There was the sound of banknotes rustling – pure music to Senka’s ears. Now was this really something, big money!
The woman’s voice sang out again from the back of the shop. ‘Ashotik-djan, are you going to take your tea?’
‘Just a moment, dear heart,’ said the jeweller, turning towards the voice. ‘I’ll just let this client out.’
The lady of the house appeared from behind the curtain, carrying a tray, with a glass of tea in a silver holder and a little dish of sweets –very neat it looked too. The woman was stout, a lot bigger than her little titch of a husband. She had a moustache under her nose and hands like sugar loaves.
Mystery solved! With a woman like that, you didn’t need an apprentice.
‘There’s this as well . . .’ Senka said, clearing his throat as he showed them his hands and the metal bar. ‘I’d like to get untangled . . . The lads played a joke . . .’
The woman took one look at his shackled hands then went back behind the curtain without saying a word.
But the jeweller took the bar in his skinny hands, and Senka was amazed when he straightened it out in a trice. Not all the way, but at least enough for him to pull his wrists out. Good old Ashotik!
While Senka was stuffing the banknotes and ten-kopeck pieces in his pockets, his hands nice and free, Samshitov was eyeing up the rod. He dropped something on it from a little bottle and scraped the surface. Then he pulled down his lens, put one end of the rod to his eye, and began to mop his bald patch with a handkerchief.
‘Where did you get this?’ he asked, and his voice was trembling.
As if Senka was going to tell him that! But he didn’t come out with, ‘Where from, where from? A stroke of luck. If you want to know more, you can get ****ed,’ because Ashot was a good man, he’d helped him out.
So Senka said politely: ‘From the right place.’ And then he turned to go. He had to think what to do with his sudden riches.
But then didn’t the jeweller go and blurt out: ‘How much do you want for it?’
Pull the other one – for scrap iron?
But Samshitov’s voice was really shaking now.
‘It’s incredible,’ he said, rubbing the rod with a wet rag. ‘I’ve read about the thaler rod, of course, but I didn’t think any others had survived . . . And the hallmark of the Yauza Mint!’
Senka watched as the black rod turned white and shiny under the rag.
‘Huh?’
The jeweller looked as if he was figuring something out. ‘How would you like double the weight? Like the thaler, right?’
‘What?’
‘Triple, then,’ Samshitov corrected himself quickly. He put the rod on the balance. ‘There’s almost five pounds of silver here. Let’s say five on the dot.’ He clicked the beads on the abacus. ‘That’s a hundred and fifteen roubles and twenty kopecks. And I’ll give you triple weight, three hundred and forty-six roubles. Even three hundred and fifty. No, four hundred. An entire four hundred! Four hundred, eh? What do you say?’
Senka said: ‘What?’
‘I don’t keep that much money in the shop, I have to go to the bank.’ He ran out from behind the counter and gazed into Senka’s eyes. ‘You have to understand. A commodity like this requires a lot of work. Before you can find the right buyer. Numismatists are a special breed.’
‘What?’
‘Numismatists are collectors of units of currency – coins and notes,’ the jeweller explained, but that didn’t leave Senka any the wiser.
In his time, Senka had seen plenty of these numismatists, who loved nothing more than collecting money – his Uncle Zot for starters.
‘And how many of them are there, who want these rods?’ Senka asked, still suspecting a trick.
‘In Moscow, maybe twenty. In Petersburg, twice as many. If you send them abroad, there are lots of people wanting to buy them there too.’ The big-nosed jeweller flinched. ‘You said “rods”? You mean you’ve got more of them? And you’re willing to sell?’
‘At four hundred a time?’ Senka asked with a gulp. He remembered how many of those sticks there were underground in the vault.
‘Yes, yes. How many do you have?’
Senka said warily: ‘I could get hold of about five.’
‘Five thaler rods! When can you bring them to me?’
Now this was where he had to show a bit of dignity, not do himself down. Let on what a difficult business it was. Not something just anyone could manage. So he paused for a while then said grandly: ‘In about two hours, not before.’
‘Ninochka,’ the jeweller yelled to his wife. ‘Close the shop! I’m going to the bank!’
The exotic bird was delighted with all the shouting and started to squawk: ‘To the bank! To the bank! To the bank!’
Senka walked out of the shop to the sound of its screeching.
He had to lean his hand against the wall – he was really staggering.
How about that? Four hundred roubles for a rod! It was just like a dream.
Before he went back underground, Senka called round to Kho-khlovsky Lane. To see whether those two had done anything to offend Tashka, and in general –just to say thank you.
Thank God, they hadn’t touched her.
Tashka was sitting in the same place on the bed, combing her hair – she was going out working soon. She’d already tarted up her face: black eyebrows and eyelashes, red cheeks, glass earrings.
‘That slanty-eyed one sends his regards,’ Tashka said as she wound the hair at her temple onto a stick to make it curly. ‘And the dream-boat said he would look out for you.’
Senka didn’t like the sound of that at all. What did that mean –‘look out’ for him? Was he threatening him or what? Never mind, he’d never get his hands on Senka now, he’d never find him. Senka’s life was going to be different from now on.
‘I tell you what,’ he told Tashka. ‘You drop all this. You don’t need to keep walking the streets. I’ll take you away from Khitrovka, we’ll live together. You should just see how much money I’ve got now.’
At first Tashka was delighted, she even started whirling round the room. Then she stopped. ‘Can Mum come too?’
‘All right.’ Senka sighed and looked at the drunken woman – she still hadn’t slept it off. ‘Your mum can come too.’
‘No, she can’t leave this place. Let her die in peace. When she dies, you can take me away.’
He tried to talk her round but she just wouldn’t listen. Senka gave her all the crunch he’d got from the jeweller. Why be greedy? Soon he’d have all the money anyone could ever want.
And now he had to go back into the Yerokha, where the passage to the treasure was.
They were just carrying the dead bodies out of the doors of the flophouse when he arrived. They flung them into a cart – two large sackcloth bundles, one a bit smaller and one that was tiny.
People stood there, gawping, and some crossed themselves.
Three men came out: an official in specs, Superintendent Solntsev and a man with a beard carrying a photographic box on a tripod.
The superintendent and the official shook hands, the photographer just nodded.
‘Innokentii Romanovich, be sure to keep me up to date with new developments at all times,’ the man in specs ordered as he got into a four-wheel carriage. ‘Without your agents in Khitrovka, we won’t get anywhere.’
‘Certainly,’ the superintendent said with a nod, stroking his curled moustache.
The parting in his hair gleamed so bright it was almost blinding. He was a fine figure of a man, no denying that, even if he was a lousy snake – everyone in Khitrovka knew that.
And make a special effort not to get the reporters so . . . worked up. No colourful details. There’ll be more than enough rumours anyway . . .’ The official waved his hand forlornly.
‘But of course. Don’t concern yourself, Khristian Karlovich.’ Solntsev wiped his forehead with a pure white handkerchief, then put his cap back on.
The carriage drove off.
‘Boxman!’ the superintendent yelled. ‘Yeroshenko! Where have you got to?’
Another two men appeared out of the dark pit: Boxman and the owner of the flophouse, the famous Afanasii Lukich Yeroshenko. A big man, and his head was worth its weight in gold. A native Khi-trovkan, he started as a waiter in a tavern, then rose to tavern keeper. He dealt in swag, naturally, but nowadays he was a respected citizen, he had crosses and medals, went to the governor general’s place at Easter to exclaim ‘Christ is arisen!’ and give him the triple kiss. He had three flophouses like this, a wine business and shops. In short, he was millionaire.
‘The newspapermen will come running soon,’ Solntsev told them with a laugh. ‘Tell them everything, let them go anywhere they like, show them the scene of the crime. And don’t even think of washing away the blood. But don’t answer any questions about the progress of the investigation – send them to me for that.’
As Senka watched the superintendent he was amazed. What a brazen rogue, what a louse! He’d promised that man in specs – and now look what he was doing. And he wasn’t ashamed to do it in front of people, either. Although to him they probably weren’t people at all.
The superintendent was not respected in Khitrovka. He didn’t keep his word, he knew no shame and he was incredibly greedy. The others before him had been real numismatists too, but he’d outdone them all. If you’re taking a cut from the dives where the mamselles work, then take it, it’s your right. But he was the first superintendent who wasn’t too squeamish to use the whores for himself. Of course, he chose the pricier ones, the ten-rouble tarts, but there was never any question of the girl getting paid for her trouble, or even getting a present. And he treated his narks to them too. There was nothing worse for a whore than ending up at the Third Myasnitskaya Station when they ‘broke their fast’. They picked them up for nothing, stuck them in the ‘hen coop’, and anyone who felt like it could horse around with them. The grandfathers went to Boxman and asked whether he would let them have the superintendent knifed, or maybe have a big stone dropped on him. Not so as to kill him, of course, but enough to make him see sense. Boxman wouldn’t have it. Be patient, he said, His Worship’s only just shown up, and he won’t hang around. He’s aiming high, making his name.
And what else could they do?
Solntsev said to Yeroshenko: ‘I’m fining you, Afanasii Lukich. Be so good as to hand over a thousand for the disorder in your establishment. We have an agreement.’
Yeroshenko didn’t say anything, just bowed gravely. ‘And I’m fining you too, Boxman. I don’t interfere in your business, but you answer to me for Khitrovka. If you don’t find me the murderer in three days, you pay two hundred roubles.’
Boxman didn’t say a word, either, just twitched his grey moustache.
The superintendent’s carriage rolled up. His Worship got in and wagged his finger at the crowd, as if to say: ‘Look at you, hoodlum!’ and rode off. He was just putting on airs, he could have walked –the station was no distance away at all.
‘Don’t let it bother you, Ivan Fedotich,’ said Yeroshenko. ‘Your fine’s on me, I’ll cover you.’
‘I’ll give you “cover me”,’ Boxman snarled. ‘You won’t get me off your back for a two lousy hundred. After the things I’ve let a crook like you get away with!’
That was Boxman for you. Yeroshenko could hang crosses all over himself, and kiss the governor general to death, but to Boxman he would always be Afonka the Thief.
Senka’s visit to the basement was a lot easier than the first time. He borrowed an oil lamp in the Labour, left his cap as a pledge, and got to the chamber very quickly. Less than ten minutes by his watch.
The first thing he did was count the silver rods. But it would take for ever to shift them all. He counted a hundred by one wall, and he hadn’t even got halfway. He was dripping with sweat.
And he found the leather sole off a boot, well gnawed by the rats. He pulled some of the stones and bricks from the blocked-off doorway, too, he wanted to see what was behind it. But then he got bored and gave up.
He wore himself out so much that he took only four rods, not five. That was enough for Samshitov, and they were heavy, they weighed about five pounds each.
When Senka got back to the jeweller’s shop and was already reaching his hand out to the door, someone whistled behind him –it was a special Khitrovka whistle – and then an owl hooted: Whoo-oo whoo-oo!
He turned round, and there were the lads hanging about on the corner of Petroverigsky Lane. That was really rotten luck.
But what could he do? He went over.
Prokha said: ‘We were told as you’d been picked up.’
Squinteye asked: ‘What are you carrying that scrap about for?’
But Mikheika blinked guiltily and said: ‘Don’t be angry ’cause I grassed on you to that Chinaman. I was dead frightened when he started laying everyone out. You know what Chinamen are like.’
‘If you don’t like a fright, then stay home at night,’ Senka growled, but without any real malice. ‘I’d hang one on your ugly mug, you creep, but I ain’t got time. Business.’
Prokha said to him, real spiteful: ‘What kind of business have you got, Speedy? You were a businessman once, but not no more.’
Senka realised everyone already knew he’d done a runner on the Prince. ‘I’ll tell you, I’ve got a job for the Armenian here, putting bars on his windows. See, iron bars.’
‘In a jewellery shop?’ Prokha drawled, and screwed his eyes up. ‘Well, well. You’re even slyer than I thought. Who are you with now, then? That Chinaman? And you’ve decided to do the Armenian over? Now that’s slick!’
‘I’m on my own.’
Prokha didn’t believe him. He took Senka off to one side, put a hand on his shoulder and whispered: ‘Don’t say, if you don’t want to. But you should know: the Prince is looking for you. He’s threatening to knife you.’
He gave Senka a pinch and ran off, then whistled and scoffed: ‘Be seeing you, bandit boy.’
And he darted off down the street with the lads.
Senka realised what Prokha was scoffing at when he saw that Sprat’s silver watch was missing from the belt his pants. So that was why the lousy scum had been all over him like that!
But he wasn’t too upset about it. It was just a watch – worth twenty-five roubles at the outside – but the idea of the Prince spreading his threats around, now that really got him down. He’d have to keep his eyes peeled.
Senka walked into the shop and the parrot greeted him, but he was feeling really low. His mind wasn’t on the money, it was on the Prince’s knife.
He dumped the bars on the counter and the parrot squawked. ‘I brought four. That’s all there are.’
But when he walked out on to Maroseika Street five minutes later, he’d forgotten all about the Prince.
And there it was, under his shirt, close to his heart, a huge amount of money – four petrushas, five-hundred-rouble notes. Senka had never set eyes on anything like that.
He fingered the crisp notes through his shirt, trying to imagine what it was like to live in luxury.