“Oh for the love of God!”
Roman squeezed his eyes shut and turned away from me. “I have a cloak in my bag.”
“I’m comfortable with my body the way it is,” I growled.
He turned toward me a little and opened one eye, then turned and looked at me. Or rather at my chest.
“Don’t stare.”
“You said you were comfortable.”
Comfortable was one thing. Being on the receiving end of a very male stare was another.
“How about we find some gauze and bandage your shoulders,” I suggested.
“It really isn’t that bad.”
We walked toward the horse.
“What were you doing in front of me anyway?” I asked.
“You had that dark-haired bitch by the throat and kept beating her head against the wall for almost three minutes,” he said. “I became concerned…”
A red and gold silhouette plummeted from the sky. It dived at the horse, bit the Bone Staff, ripping it from the leather, and shot up to the clouds.
Holy shit.
Roman fell to his knees. He opened his mouth and let out a wordless scream of pure rage. “Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!”
“It will be okay,” I told him.
“I had it! It was in my hands!” He showed me his hands, as if expecting the staff to materialize in his fingers. “In my hands! Eight hundred years!”
“I know,” I told him. “I know.”
He slumped forward. “I had it and I lost it. I lost it!”
“Come on,” I told him. “Let’s get ourselves home before we both pass out.”
We climbed the stairs to my apartment. I had collapsed on the street, my body finally giving out, and we had ended up riding Roman’s horse after all. Roman moved like a zombie. Despondent didn’t even begin to describe him. If despair was liquid, he’d be dripping buckets of it with every step.
“I had it in my hands,” he told me mournfully, halfway up the stairs.
“I’m sure I have some honey in my pantry,” I told him. “And lemon juice. We can have a nice cup of hot tea.”
The landing smelled like fresh banana bread. Mrs. Haffey had been baking again. I slid the key into the lock and swung the door open.
A pair of familiar black boots sat in the shoe rack in my foyer, between my black pumps and my yellow work boots.
You’ve got to be kidding me. He didn’t.
“Something wrong?” Roman asked.
On the right, a row of hooks was attached to the wall—I usually hung my rain-dampened jackets there to dry out before taking them to the closet. A large black leather jacket hung on the middle hook.
I marched into my apartment. What must be a spare set of Raphael’s keys was in the round plastic dish where I normally left mine. In the kitchen a hanging pot rack had been installed over my dining room table. Raphael’s copper-bottomed pots hung from it, and in the corner, his wine cabinet sat next to my spice shelves.
I dashed out of the kitchen, almost knocking Roman over. In the living room three prized swords from Raphael’s collection hung on the walls. A picture of Aunt B in a dark frame was on the bookshelf next to the picture of my mother. Raphael’s beige and brown Jaipur rug covered the floor. He had double-stacked my DVDs in the media case and added his own, all pre-Shift movies he loved: the entire Rocky collection, the Godfather I and II, Commando, Tropic Thunder…
I tore into the spare bedroom. I had used it for weapon storage. A new desk sat by the window with a computer on it and a tall filing cabinet next to it. He’d made himself an office! In my spare room! A picture of Raphael and I sat on the desk next to the keyboard. He had his arms around me. I was smiling.
“Do you have a boyfriend?” Roman asked.
“No,” I snarled.
“A male roommate?”
I shoved the door to my bedroom open. A second night table stood on the other side of my bed, the perfect match to the one I had. With the same lamp. And his spy novels in a stack on top. I yanked open the closet door. Raphael’s clothes hung on the left side, with his shoes in a row. I pulled open the dresser. His underwear. Condoms. His socks.
He had moved into my apartment. He’d snuck in and made it look like he’d lived here for the last ten years. His scent was everywhere, floating through my territory.
Words failed me. I just stood in the middle of my place, shaking with rage.
Breaking and entering was an essential part of the shapeshifter courtship. The idea was to break into your prospective mate’s territory and get out undetected, proving that you were sleek enough to mate. Some clans left gifts. Boudas played practical jokes. But this? This was going too far.
He’d punked me. Did he expect that after everything that had happened I would think this was charming? Did he think challenging me was funny? I would rip his head off.
“I think you have a boyfriend.”
I inhaled and exhaled slowly. “No, I just know somebody with a really sick sense of humor.”
“Really? Because there is a picture of you and him back in the office.” Roman pointed his thumb back over his shoulder.
“He’s an ex-boyfriend. He is having trouble understanding the word ‘over.’”
“So what, he just moved his stuff in while you were gone?”