Gunmetal Magic

The torch stuck to the wall, cocooned in webbing. Fire didn’t work. Fire pretty much always worked.

 

I looked around. Throwing something heavy at it wouldn’t do either—there was too much web and the walls were solid enough that I’d have trouble breaking through.

 

Think, think, think…

 

My gaze snagged on the staff.

 

I walked up to the desk and grabbed the phone. Phones were strange. Sometimes they worked during magic and sometimes they didn’t. The phone clicked, once, twice, and I got a dial tone. I fished a card out of my wallet and dialed the number.

 

“Ullo,” a familiar Russian voice said, dripping fatigue. “Yesli ehto ne catastropha…”

 

Well, it looked like a catastrophe from my end. “Hi,” I said. “This is Andrea.”

 

“Oh, hello.” A new life came into the voice. “How are you?”

 

“I’m great. Never better. Hey, listen, I have a staff here I thought you might be interested in. It’s about six and a half feet tall, part wood and part bone. There is writing on the shaft and a face with a mustache. Interested?”

 

Roman fell silent for a second. When he came back on the line his voice was calm. “Can you read the writing?”

 

“Some of it looks like runes and some of it is Cyrillic. Let’s see, the top one under the face looks like backward number four, then e, then p, then something that looks like capital H except it’s lower case…”

 

“Are you holding the staff now?” Roman’s voice was still very calm.

 

“No, it’s in a case.”

 

“Do not touch the staff. It’s a very bad staff.”

 

“Noted.”

 

“Where are you?”

 

“I’m in the back of a warehouse. I broke into it illegally, and I’m now trapped by some strange ward. Looks like spiderwebs made out of slime. If you were to come and help me with the web, the staff is yours.”

 

“Give me the address.”

 

I recited the address.

 

“I’ll be right there. Don’t touch the staff. Don’t touch the web. Don’t touch anything until I get there.”

 

I hung up. The dark scary servant of all evil was on his way to rescue me. Somehow that thought failed to make me warm and fuzzy.

 

 

 

I had just finished going through the last box of documents, when the door across the warehouse opened, and Roman called out, “Andrea?”

 

“In here,” I yelled. “Don’t touch the webs!”

 

I got up and walked to the office doorway. The large warehouse space with the shelves stretched before me, shrouded in the curtains of the web. I could barely see him. From where I stood, he was merely a gray silhouette in the opposite doorway.

 

“Okay, okay, I got this.” The silhouette muttered something in Russian. A dull roar issued from Roman’s direction.

 

Roman’s voice rose, chanting, mixing with the roar.

 

The webs shuddered. The curtains bent toward Roman, turning concave, as if pulled backward.

 

Roman’s chant gained power, preternaturally loud, words pouring out, whipping and twisting through the roar like a live current of power.

 

The curtain of webs snapped taut and broke. Roman stood in the gap, arms spread wide, his black robe flaring as if caught by a ghostly wind. He grasped a wooden staff topped with the head of a monster bird in his right hand. The bird’s beak gaped wide open, filled with darkness and grotesque, so big a watermelon could have fit through it. The pearl-colored web twisted into a knot, sucked into that cavernous mouth.

 

The floor of the warehouse shuddered. Roman stared straight up, the chant bubbling from his mouth, each word vibrating with power. Splashes of pure darkness swirled around his black boots. Something peered at me through that darkness. Something ancient, malevolent, and cold.

 

The temperature in the room dropped. I shivered and watched a cloud of vapor escape my mouth.

 

A choir of deep male voices sang in tune to Roman’s chant. The web kept hurtling into the staff’s mouth.

 

My hands itched, wanting to release claws. Every hair on my body stood on end.

 

The warehouse shook.

 

An enormous bell tolled, a menacing bass note to the choir and the chant. Despair rolled over me like a thick viscous wave. Images fluttered before my eyes: a hill of corpses against the dusk, bright red blood painted over by feathery frost, and a primal dark figure atop the corpse mound…

 

Out of the corner of my eye, I saw the web on the wall flutter behind me, stretching toward Roman.

 

I dropped down and hugged the floor.

 

The web tore off the wall and flew over my head. For a second it stuck to the doorway of the office, billowing like a sail in a strong wind, and then it was pulled toward the staff.

 

The last of the web vanished into the dark beak. Roman’s chant changed, receding from overpowering to soothing. The darkness melted, taking with it the somber choir and the bell. The top of Roman’s staff closed its beak and shrank.

 

I sat up slowly.

 

Roman raised his arms, as if accepting an ovation, and grinned at me, flashing white teeth. “Huh? Am I good or what?”

 

I clapped. Roman bowed.