Ex-Heroes

The moon and the stars shone down from above, and Zzzap felt the radio chatter filling the wavelengths around him. The gate lights swelled up to brighten that corner of the Mount.

 

He let his legs hang low and burned a path through the exes, dropping a few hundred of them before he rose up over the Gower gate. The guards laughed and hollered.

 

“Holy shit, hot stuff,” shrieked Lady Bee with a grin. “D’you think you got him?”

 

Nuke the site from orbit, he called out. It’s the only way to be sure.

 

They cheered and the pikes lunged forward. The exes at the gate crumpled and fell.

 

He hovered in front of the battlesuit. How are you? Back up?

 

Cerberus shook her head. “Give me a minute or three,” she said. “Surge protectors saved the mainframe but I need to do a full reboot.”

 

Anything I can do to help?

 

The armored skull shook again and then her eyes went dark.

 

I’m going to check over at Melrose, he shouted to Bee. I’ll be back before you know it.

 

 

 

 

 

Gorgon could feel the strength ebbing. It had been a rush but he was at tier three now, tops. And the Seventeens were keeping clear of his fight.

 

Rodney swung and missed by inches. “Slowing down,” he laughed. “Batteries are running out, huh?”

 

The hero ducked another punch, drove a kick into the giant’s thigh, and followed it with a trio of punches into the solar plexus. Rodney caught him in the shoulder and he spun in the air. Dozens of dead fingers grabbed and held him as the huge ex lined up another punch.

 

Gorgon threw off the exes and ducked as the massive fist sailed over him. He drove a punch up into the thick wrist and felt something crack.

 

“Kind of slow yourself, fugly,” Gorgon shouted. “Your mind somewhere else, maybe?”

 

The monstrous ex rumbled and stepped back. “Think you’re clever, don’t you?” The exes all fell back as well, leaving Gorgon in another circle.

 

“Smarter than you, for what that says.”

 

Rodney lunged again. The hero jumped up and drove his heels into the giant’s chin. It was a weak kick. Tier three without a doubt. It pushed him back more than Rodney.

 

Gorgon grabbed his walkie and keyed the send button four or five times. And then huge fingers grabbed the tails of his duster and whipped him into the air. He flew, whirled, crashed into the mob of exes, the dead bodies cushioning his landing. Teeth were on his sleeves and got his arms up to protect his face. He threw out a few punches and kicks and they all backed away again.

 

“Okay,” bellowed Rodney. “Fun’s over.”

 

Gorgon stood up and heard the crack at the same time his side burned. He thought the giant had broken one of his ribs. Then he looked down, saw the hole in the side of the duster, and felt the blood spreading.

 

There was another gunshot and his shoulder exploded with pain. His knees shook for a moment and he heard the Seventeens howling. He keyed the walkie again.

 

The giant loomed over him. “Still feeling tough? Still think you’re better than me?”

 

“Fuck, it’s not about what I think. Everybody here knows I’m better than you.”

 

Rodney, the crowd of exes, and the sky spun around him and a beat later he felt the ribs collapse where the kick had connected. He hit the pavement and heard something snap inside the goggles. One of the lens sections tumbled in against his eye.

 

Rodney sneered. “This your big last stand, esse? This what you’d call being heroic?”

 

Gorgon spit out a blob of blood. “Nope,” he said. “I’d call this round three.”

 

He turned his smile to the bright sky as the last of the night fled and the sun raced around the corner. It incinerated a crowd of exes near the gate then shot back to hover above them. Lay off the mic, for Christ’s sake, said Zzzap. You sure you’re ready for this?

 

“Guess we’ll find out.”

 

Rodney scowled with his one eye. “What the fu--”

 

Gorgon pulled off his goggles.

 

For a moment, just the barest of instants, the man-shaped silhouette in the air dimmed. The false daylight flickered to gray and Zzzap sagged. Then his outline flared back up and he vanished up and across the Mount.

 

And Gorgon was on fire.

 

“OH, YEAH!” he roared. He couldn’t even guess what tier this was. Fifty? One hundred? He could feel strength burning out of his eyes, mouth, every pore of his skin. “YOU STILL WANT TO THROW DOWN, YOU FUCKING FRANKENSTEIN WANNABE?!”

 

The hero lunged forward and his fist struck Rodney with the force of a train engine. The enormous ex hurtled back, smashing through a steel fence like a missile through a garden trellis. He shredded the roof of a dusty sports car and slammed into the mini-van parked beyond it.

 

Gorgon bounded after him, covering twenty feet with each leap. “Come on!” he bellowed. “You and me, big guy! It’s what you always wanted!” He hurled the sports car into the air and the giant scrambled to dodge it.

 

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