Ritts never talked quietly: his voice was high, and it cut right through a person. You might think he was deaf, except that his ferretlike ears seemed to pick up the faintest whisper from the farthest corner, especially when it concerned him. More than one editor had been fired for whispering Ritts’s nickname from two hundred yards across a busy newsroom. It was an obvious nickname, just the substitution of one vowel for another, but it really got Ritts going. Harriman figured it was because he’d probably been called that as a child on the playground every day and never forgot it. Harriman disliked Ritts, as he disliked almost everything about the New York Post. It was embarrassing, physically embarrassing, to be working here.
He adjusted his tie as he tried to make himself comfortable in the hard wooden chair Ritts tortured his reporters with. The editor came around and seated himself on the edge of the desk, lighting up a Lucky Strike. He no doubt thought of himself as a tough guy of the old school: hard-drinking, tough-talking, cigarette-hanging-off-the-lip kind of guy. The fact that smoking on the job was now illegal seemed to make him enjoy it all the more. Harriman suspected he also kept a cheap bottle of whiskey and a shot glass in a desk drawer. Black polyester pants, scuffed brown shoes, blue socks, Flatbush accent. Ritts was everything that Harriman’s family had trained him all his life, sent him to private school, given him an Ivy League education, never to be.
And here he was. Harriman’s boss.
“This Menck story is fabulous, Harriman. Fucking fabulous.”
“Thank you, sir.”
“It was a real stroke of genius, Harriman, finding this guy the day before he left for the Virgin Islands.”
“Galápagos.”
“Whatever. I have to tell you, when I first read your piece, I had my doubts. It struck me as a lot of New Age bullshit. But it really hit a chord with our readers. Newsstand circ’s up eight percent.”
“That’s great.” Here at the Post, it was all about circulation. In the newsroom of the Times, where he used to work, “circulation” had been a dirty word.
“Great? It’s fucking fabulous. That’s what reporting is all about. Readers. I wish some of these other jokers around here would realize that.”
The piercing voice was cutting a wide swath across the newsroom beyond. Harriman squirmed uncomfortably in the wooden seat.
“Just when the devil-killings story was flagging, you find this guy Menck. I have to hand it to you. Every other paper in town was sitting around with their thumbs up their asses, waiting for the next killing, but you—you went out and made the news.”
“Thank you, sir.”
Ritts sucked in a few quarts of smoke and dropped the cigarette on the floor of his office, grinding it in with his toe, where about twenty others lay, all nicely flattened. He exhaled with a noisy, emphysemic whistle. He lit another, looked up at Harriman, eyed him up and down.
Harriman shifted again in his chair. Was there something wrong with the way he was dressed? Of course not: it was one of those things he’d been schooled in from day one. He knew just when to break out the madras, when to put away the seersucker, knew the acceptable shade of cordovan for tasseled loafers. And anyway, Ritts was the last person who could criticize anyone else’s taste in clothes.
“The National Enquirer’s picked up the story, USA Today, Regis, Good Day New York. I like the feel of this, Harriman. You’ve done well. In fact, well enough to make you a special correspondent at the crime desk.”
Harriman was astonished. He hadn’t expected this. He tried to control his facial muscles: he didn’t want to be seen grinning like an idiot, especially to Ritts. He nodded his head. “Thank you very much, Mr. Ritts. I really appreciate it.”
“Any reporter that pushes the circ up eight percent in a week is gonna get noticed. It comes with a ten-thousand-dollar raise, effective immediately.”
“Thank you again.”
The managing editor seemed to be observing Harriman with ill-concealed amusement, looking him up and down again, eyes lingering on his tie, his striped shirt, his shoes. “Listen, Harriman, as I said, your story touched a chord. Thanks to you, a bunch of New Agers and doomsday freaks have started congregating in the park in front of Cutforth’s building.”
Harriman nodded.
“It’s nothing much. Yet. They’re gathering spontaneously, lighting candles, chanting. Flying Nun kind of shit. What we need is follow-up. First, a story about these guys, a serious story, a respectful story. A story that’ll let all the other freaks know there’s a daily gathering they’re missing out on. If we handle this right, we could build up quite a crowd up there. We could stimulate some TV coverage. Who knows, there might even be demonstrations. See what I’m getting at? Like I said: here at the Post, we don’t sit around waiting for news to happen, we go out and make it happen.”
“Yes, Mr. Ritts.”
Ritts lit up again. “Can I give you some friendly advice? Just between you and me.”
“Sure.”
“Lose the repp ties and the penny loafers. You look like a goddamn Times reporter. This is the Post. This is where the excitement is. You sure as hell don’t want to be back with those ass-puckered types over there, do you? Now, go on out and talk to every nut who’s shaking a Bible. You’ve touched a nerve, now you’ve got to keep the pressure on, keep the story building. And bring in a couple of colorful personalities. Find the leader of this rabble.”