I heard the engine throttle up before the speaker had even finished delivering the ultimatum. Whoever that pilot was, he was clearly a desperate man, and he did not mean to be captured here. I didn’t know whether he thought he was going to be arrested, or bagged and dragged with me out of the UK, but he definitely panicked.
There was no further warning from the helicopters before they opened fire. It was like thunderous Ragnarok descended on that Scottish airfield, grenades and Stinger missiles and machine guns all belching in the afternoon sun. I threw myself to the ground and tried to roll away, my hands still over my head, maintaining my surrender even as I attempted to clear the ground zero of the damned plane that was supposed to be my ride out of this sun-forsaken country.
It was hard to separate out the cataclysmic, cacophonous noises that followed a second later. One that I heard for sure was the WHUMP! of a Stinger missile hitting the plane’s engine. A shard of propeller landed about a foot from my face, sticking out of the ground like a mile marker on the side of a highway.
At least two grenades found their way into the Cessna’s cabin and exploded with a dull WHUMP! of their own, and then an overpressure wave jarred me from the boom as I was sprayed with glass from the windows and fragments from the body of the aircraft. One of the doors flew past my nose as I was rolling, missing me by less than a foot.
The sound of the guns firing was like every trip I’d ever taken to the gun range, all wrapped into one. Hell, it was like every gun on the planet was firing at once, and all in close proximity to me. The two helos hosed the Cessna with fire, walking their bursts across the cockpit, the remains of the engine, shredding it as effectively as if a giant had reached down and ripped the plane apart.
I covered my ears and came to a rest, putting my head down. I was about a hundred feet from the plane, and trying to make it very clear that I was not with stupid, that I was not making a run for anything, that I was really just trying to preserve my life and my hearing so that I could comply with whatever instructions were next going to come my way. I only hoped that whoever they had tasked with keeping a bead on me wasn’t the sort with an extremely itchy trigger finger. I had a feeling they weren’t, because I wasn’t dead yet, and by all rights, given my reputation, I should have been perforated with a thousand bullets the second after the pilot gunned the engine. Yet here I lay, palms squeezed against my ears to try and ward off what was left of the apocalypse as my ride out of here and the guns that I been counting on crackled and burned in the wreckage of the plane.
Well, that was five million bucks I wasn’t going to get a refund on.
Also, my situation was looking pretty dismal, unless these guys were secretly my guardian angels. I didn’t hold out a lot of hope for that though, because I could count on one hand the number of times people had blown up my escape plane with a million guns while trying to befriend me. Maybe even no hands. (My life was funny; it could have happened and I may have forgotten it. So many explosions.)
“Put your hands up!” the loudspeaker blasted out again, and you better believe I had those hands up lickety split. My ears were ringing, but I heard the command even still, and suspected it was a kind of test to make sure I wasn’t getting buyer’s remorse and thinking of throwing my lot in with the pilot. Not a hard sell considering his lot was now in flames and probably shredded to pieces back in the cockpit. I couldn’t see his remains through the flames, but I was fairly convinced that there was no way in hell he’d gotten out of there alive.
I raised my head slightly, enough to see that the Huey in front of me had changed position. It was backing up, slowly, the pilot a real pro at handling the thing. That screamed Spec Ops to me, and the outdated Huey gave the US government plausible deniability. It damned sure wasn’t the Brits or Scots, because here on their own soil they’d fly a different bird and have an accent. I bet there wasn’t a single scrap of identification on the soldiers or the weapons that could tie them back to America, which was smart. And the trigger discipline of whoever had been assigned to shoot me in case of emergency—probably someone in the chopper behind me—bespoke of serious training and badass gravitas. A commitment to the mission and the rules of engagement that you didn’t find in a guy that was just looking to collect a paycheck and get his ass home safely. That guy and his five comrades would have doused me in bullets and called it a day. Maybe even nuked me from orbit because it was the only way to be sure.
My curiosity was up about the guys in the chopper behind me, but I didn’t let it get the better of me, keeping my eyes squarely ahead. “Get on your knees,” the next command came, and I followed it less than a second later, without removing my hands from the air. Better safe than sorry, and I had enough ab strength to pick my ass up out of the dirt without my hands. It probably looked weird, though, like I was a snake rising up to bite.
“Looks like you’re going home,” the voice over the loudspeaker said, and I could hear the chopper behind me throttling down, ever so subtly. They would probably put guys on the ground, then dose me with Suppressant, bag me, drag me, and off we’d go for a chopper ride to—hell, I dunno. One of the RAF stations the US Air Force staged out of over here if they were feeling cheeky. Maybe an American base in Germany, Spain or Greenland if they were playing it safe.
They encircled me quickly, but only partially, from behind, in order to keep from making a circular firing squad. I kept on my knees, hands straight up in the air. If they were expecting me to go dragon, or launch flames, or shoot light nets out of my ass at them, they showed no sign of it. Which suggested to me…
Somehow…they knew I couldn’t do any of those things anymore.
It was the only explanation that made sense for this sudden change of tactics. Somehow the US government already knew I’d been disempowered, and they’d seen a chance to sweep in and take me off the board without nearly the worry I’d caused before.
Assuming these guys were US government. Assuming they didn’t work for—
One of the guys to my right burst into flames, his M249 SAW ripping off a blast skyward as he staggered back, burning. A guy just to my left carrying what looked like an injection gun that had a chemical vial sticking out of its handle staggered and jerked, a red laser perforating his face and replacing it with nothingness. His neck just ended above the collar, and he slumped back, body not realizing what had happened to its driver. His injection gun vaped up a second later, the plastic and metal turning to slag under the onslaught of that same meta laser beam.
Suppressant. Right there, just a few feet away. It lit off and burned to nothingness like my hope of easy escape.
Screams rang out behind me, and I didn’t dare look. I threw myself to the ground as bullets spanged and shot in long strings, the men who had been about to capture me all dying in seconds, bloody seconds.
When everything paused for just a beat, I pushed my chin up out of the dirt, and rolled over halfway, just to confirm what I already suspected.
Rose was hovering over me like an avenging angel, about ten feet off the ground, favoring me with a smile that bordered on a sneer, hands aglow with her meta powers. Instead of a benevolent goddess here to save me, though, I saw an angry one, a furious one, lording it over me that she’d swept in at the last second to keep some other bastard from getting me before she could.
“Hi,” she said.
13.
Rose
Rose awoke with the morning light peeking in between her curtains, and there was a sick feeling lingering in her belly, like she’d gotten nauseous overnight.
Of course, she was awakening with that feeling every day lately.