“Whatever.” I shove against his shoulder, moving him a few inches away.
Not that it matters much to me. I was only tossing my name into the ring to rile up Joey.
Success.
“Aunt Bwooke!”
I turn around, set my coffee on the glass case and rest my hands on my knees. “Hey, girlfriend. I love your dress.”
Ryan spins, fanning the material out around her.
“Daddy says I’m his pwincess. He’s wetting me dwive to Nana’s today.” She dances away, twirling in circles around the shop.
“Is that so?” Dylan puts her hand on her hip just as Reese steps into the room, diaper bag on his arm, baby carrier in his hand, guilty as shit grin on his face.
Mm. Busted.
“What’s that?” he asks, his voice catching. Looking between his two girls, a cooing sound from the carrier draws his attention down. He smiles at Drew, Lord, the man is whipped, then focuses back on Dylan. “I never said that.”
“Sure you didn’t.” She lifts her head up, welcoming his kiss. “Brooke got your coffee.”
“Mm. Might not need it. I’m wide awake after that little shower session this morning,” he mumbles all too loudly against her mouth.
“Good Lord,” Joey says, almost groans, from my right.
I turn my head, expecting to see him still standing next to me, engaged in this conversation since I’m positive he just reacted to it, but instead I find him staring out the glass window, intently fixated on something.
“What’s up?” I ask, joining his side, sucking the warm mocha off my lips.
My eyes follow his across the street, widen, then nearly pop out of my skull and roll around on the floor.
The door chimes, and I think I hear Reese’s faint goodbye, Ryan’s more animated one, and something Dylan says, but honestly, a fucking meteor could strike the earth right now and I wouldn’t notice.
I inhale sharply. Maybe a little too sharp. My hand flattens on the window pane, steadying myself when I start seeing double of the man standing outside the yoga studio. I blink once, then once more, hard, waiting for him to suddenly up and vanish into a cloud of smoke.
He can’t be real.
He seriously can’t be real.
A mirage, that’s what this is. I’m not standing in the bakery, on the verge of licking the window like some mental patient. I’m in the desert, dying of thirst, my throat raw as I struggle to stay alive. I look up and this man, my hallucination in the distance, is beckoning me closer with promises of clean water and wild sex.
Two resources I’d be a damn fool to pass up. It’s all about survival in these elements.
I bite my lip through a groan when the man places his hands on the back of his head and gazes up at the yoga sign on the building.
My God, he’s the owner, he has to be. With that body? He’s practically a walking advertisement for Abercrombie and multiple orgasms.
My eyes sweep over the length of him, slowly, before settling on the ass to beat all asses. Even from this distance, that thing would stop traffic in Times Square.
“I, for one, am suddenly very interested in hot yoga,” Joey remarks under his breath.
I whip my head to my right. “You’re married, and I’m calling dibs.”
“Dibs? What are you, ten?”
“What are you two looking at?” Dylan asks from somewhere behind us. “Can one of you lazy asses finish filling the display case, or am I the only person working today?”
What am I looking at?
Sex. That’s what I’m looking at.
I look down, giving a quick once-over of my outfit before I make my move.
Black v-neck tee, skinny jeans, and . . . fuck!
Sneakers? Why am I wearing sneakers today? There is nothing sexy about the Nike swoosh. And my thoughtless choice of footwear definitely isn’t doing anything for my legs.
I spin around and march past Dylan toward the kitchen. “I need to borrow some shoes.”
“What?” she asks.
“What?” Joey echoes in the distance, but I’m already halfway up the stairs, too focused on my mission to answer either one of them.
Pumps. I need pumps. Something with a heel.
Shoes are flying everywhere as I rummage through Dylan’s small closet. How she manages to fit her and Reese’s clothes in this thing, along with her gorgeous selection of handbags and other accessories is beyond me. They are in serious need of a bigger space, but I get it. She likes living above her bakery, and Reese will do anything to make her happy.
With this third baby coming though, one of them might have to start sleeping in the bathtub. No way is another crib fitting in this loft.
“Oh, hello pink.” My hands close around a delicious pair of Steve Maddens. I toe off my sneakers and remove my socks.
Maneuvering carefully down the stairs, I re-enter the bakery, now three inches taller. Dylan and Joey take notice immediately.
“Help yourself to my wardrobe, Brooke.”
Her sarcasm isn’t lost on me.
“Will do.”