She leans in and smacks her lips against my cheek. “You’re awesome. You know that?”
“Of course I do. I hear it at least ten times a day.”
Her answering laugh is cut short when a familiar figure steps into view. My shoulders go rigid as Allie’s ex-boyfriend slowly approaches us.
Sean stares at our joined hands. I don’t need to look at Allie’s face to know what she’s feeling right now. I can tell by the way her fingers tighten around mine that she’s not happy to see him. That she hasn’t forgotten all the callous shit he said to her after Thanksgiving.
“Hey, Allie.” Sean looks miserable, but I don’t have an ounce of sympathy for him. “I thought about calling you.”
“Don’t,” I say brusquely. “You need to forget her number.”
Allie gives me a reassuring squeeze. “We already said everything we needed to say,” she tells her ex. Her tone is soft, but firm.
Sean clears his throat. “I owe you an apology.”
“Yep, and you’ve just made it and I accept. But we’re not friends and we won’t be.” She moves forward. I’m reluctant to do the same. I’m aching to punch that bastard in the face, but Allie is pulling me away from him, her fingers laced tightly through mine. “He’s not important,” she murmurs to me.
She’s right. He isn’t.
We’ve barely taken five steps before I spot another familiar face. This one belongs to a hot blond who smiles and waves as she passes us. “Looking good, Di Laurentis.”
I don’t return the compliment, because I like having balls and Allie will rip them off if I flirt with Michelle. Besides, I don’t want to flirt. Allie’s killed that desire. She’s the only one I want to flirt with. Plus I like having my balls attached to my body.
So I just say, “Nice to see you” and continue along.
“I guess this is the day of the exes, huh?” Allie says dryly.
I roll my eyes. “Michelle’s not an ex.”
“Right. She’s just someone you had a threesome with.”
“Almost had a threesome with. You cockblocked me, remember?”
“Yep.” She looks pleased with herself, and I pretend to pout. “Ha. Don’t act like I ruined your one chance for a threesome. I’m sure that wasn’t your first rodeo.”
I offer a little shrug.
“Fucking hell. How many threesomes have you had?”
This time I wink. “A few. You?”
“Tons.”
I stiffen. “Names and dates,” I growl. “I need to make a new Kill Bill list.”
Allie bursts out laughing. “Relax. You were there for all of them.”
A frown touches my lips. Uh, I think I’d remember being in a threesome with— “You, me, and Winston,” she says happily.
I groan in exasperation. “That doesn’t count.”
“Sure it does. DP was involved.”
Hell yeah it was.
*
An hour later, we’re back at my place. It’s Allie’s turn to pick a movie, which means I have time to take a shower, because it always takes her a ridiculously long time to decide what she wants to watch. I wander into the living room ten minutes later to find her snuggled under an afghan, fiddling on her phone.
Her mouth falls open when she sees me. “Oh my God, Dean. Why are you naked?”
“I don’t like shirts.”
“What about pants?” she squawks. “Got something against those too?”
I cross the room and drop my naked ass on the couch, then grab the edge of the blanket and throw it over my lower body. Allie watches me in amusement.
“What?” I say defensively.
“I’ve never met anyone who’s so anti-clothes. It’s so weird.”
I take her hand and bring it under the blanket. Placing it directly on my semi-hard dick. “Weird, or awesome?”
She rubs her thumb around the head of my cock, then sighs. “Awesome,” she amends.
“So what’d you pick?” I gesture to the TV screen, all the while enjoying the slow, lazy strokes beneath the blanket.
“Oh, you’ll like this one!” Her hand stills as she turns to beam at me. “It won an Oscar.”
A groan slips out. “No, baby doll. No. I refuse to watch another one of your ‘Oscar winners.’”
She clicks the remote with her free hand and my eyes widen in delight.
“The Exorcist?” I blurt out. “The fucking Exorcist?” The hand job I’m getting doesn’t even register anymore. I’m too pumped that she chose a horror movie, and Little Dean is paying the price for my non-sexual-based happiness.
“See what a good girlfriend I am? I’m all about the compromises.” She grins. “This relationship rocks.”
“Damn right it does.” I kiss her cheek, then suck in a breath when something occurs to me.
“What is it?” she says in concern.
I turn to her with even wider eyes. “Babe…are we boring?”
Allie hoots. “Did you really just ask that?”