Something in the Water

“Great! Just to let you know, I’m going to keep my questions short; they’ll be more like prompts for you, really, to focus you on a topic or redirect you. I can edit myself out and we can use voiceover later to overlay. Okay. Let’s give it a go. Could you tell me your name, age, and sentence?”

I feel my phone buzz silently through my pocket. Mark. Maybe good news. Maybe a job offer? God, I hope so. That would solve everything in one quick stroke. The buzzing stops abruptly. Either went to voicemail or he’s remembered where I am today. What I’m supposed to be doing right now.

I snap back into focus. I watch as Alexa takes a soft breath, I let go of thoughts of Mark, and the prison interview room seems to disappear around her.

“My name is Alexa Fuller. I’m forty-two years old and I’ve been here, in Holloway, for fourteen years now. I was convicted for assisting in the suicide of my mother, Dawn Fuller. She was terminally ill. Pancreatic cancer. I was sentenced for the maximum sentence allowable.” She pauses. “Um…the maximum conviction ever given for assisted suicide. There had been a lot of press that year around lenient sentencing, lots in the media about assisted-suicide convictions being thrown out of court. There was an inquest where it was decided that the Crown Prosecution Service should take a harder line in the future. I just happened to be first through the door after the rules changed. They decided cases would be treated similarly to manslaughter, even if they clearly aren’t manslaughter.”

She stops for a second. Looking past me.

“She’d wanted to go to Dignitas in Switzerland originally, Mum, but we told her it would all be fine, she would beat it. She was only fifty-five and receiving the most intensive chemo program available. They all thought it would knock it on the head finally. But she had a heart attack.

“When they stopped the treatments she was too sick to fly; I wouldn’t have wanted to take her to Switzerland anyway. Dad and I visited the place whilst she was still in ICU recovering. It was so cold there. Empty, you know, like one of those hotel rooms you get at motorway service stations.” She pulls her sleeves down over her hands before continuing. “I couldn’t imagine her there. Dying.”

For a fraction of a second, I think of my mother. A flash of Mum in a bed, in a room, somewhere, alone. That night after the crash. After they found her, broken, rain-soaked. I don’t know what room it was or where it was, whether she was alone. I hope it wasn’t a room like that.

Alexa’s eyes flick up to my face. “Neither of us wanted to imagine her there. So we brought her home. And she got worse. And then one day she asked me to leave her the morphine. I knew what that meant….” Her voice wobbles.

“I put it on the nightstand but she couldn’t pick up the bottle. She kept dropping it on the bedsheets. I called Dad downstairs and we talked it all through together, the three of us. I went upstairs and got the camcorder, Dad set up the tripod, and Mum told the camera, and later the courtroom, that she was in sound mind and wished to end her life. She showed how she couldn’t lift the bottle on her own, let alone inject herself, and then she explained that she was asking me to help her. After the video we had dinner. I set the table in the living room with candles. We had champagne. Then I left her and Dad to talk. He came out into the hall after. He didn’t say anything. I remember that. He just walked past me, up to bed. I tucked her up in the duvet on the sofa and we talked for a while but she was tired. She would have talked all night with me but she was too tired.”

Alexa’s breath catches. She looks away. I wait, silent.

“She was tired. So I did what she asked, and then I kissed her goodnight and she fell asleep. Not long after that, she stopped breathing.” She pauses before looking back at me. “We never lied, you know. Not once. We told the truth from the beginning. It was just bad timing. With the crackdown. But that’s life, isn’t it? Sometimes you’re the dog; sometimes you’re the lamppost.”

She smiles her muted smile.

I smile back at her. I don’t know how she’s done it, stayed sane after being stuck so long in this place for doing what anyone would have done. For helping someone she loved. Would I do that for Mark? Would he for me? I look at Alexa. Fourteen years is a lot of thinking time.

“What job did you do before prison, Alexa?” I ask. I want to get her back in flow again.

“I was partner at a corporate law firm. I was doing pretty well, all told. Mum and Dad were very proud. Are proud. I wouldn’t go back to it, though, even if I could, which I definitely can’t. But I wouldn’t.”

“Why not? Why wouldn’t you go back?” I prompt her.

“Well, I don’t need the money, for starters. I made a lot before. I invested well. We have a house already. Well, my dad does. I’m moving back in with my dad; he owns outright, no mortgage anymore. I could retire on my investments and savings. I won’t, but I could.”

She smiles and leans forward, resting her elbows and forearms on the table.

“My plan…my plan is to try and get pregnant.” She says it softly, instantly young again, vulnerable. “I know I’m getting on, obviously, but I’ve spoken to the prison doctor about it and the IVF available now is just light-years ahead of where it was before I came in here. I’m forty-two and I’m out in a month. I’ve already contacted a clinic. I’ve got an appointment set for the day after I get home.”

“Donor sperm?” I hazard. She’s never mentioned a man in any of our phone calls. There aren’t many people who can wait around for fourteen years, I suppose. I’m not sure I could.

A burst of laughter. “Yes, donor sperm. I’m a fast mover but I’m not that fast!”

She looks genuinely happy. Joyful. Making a person. Making a new life. I can feel my heart beating faster. The idea of a baby. A baby with Mark. A warm feeling. We bask in it together for a second. Mark and I have talked it through already. We’re going to start trying. I came off the pill four weeks ago. We’re going to try for a baby, and if it happens on honeymoon so much the better. It’s strange that Alexa and I are at the same point in our own, very different, lives.

She leans in. “I’m going to try as soon as possible. The chance of success drops every year, but the limit for IVF is forty-five, so I’ve got three years. Three years’ worth of chances. I’m healthy. It should be fine.”

“Why do you want to have a baby?” It sounds stupid even as I say it. But she takes the question as I meant it.

“Why does anyone? I suppose so much of my life recently has been endings—endings and waiting. Even before prison: waiting for holidays, or for a better time, or next year, or whatever. I don’t even know what I was waiting for. But now I get a new beginning. I don’t have to wait anymore. I’ve done all my waiting and now I’m going to live.”

She sits back in her seat, face glowing, lost in a world of possibilities.

I take the opportunity to glance at my phone. We’ve run over by ten minutes. My one missed call up on the screen. I can see the edge of Nigel’s shoulder through the small window in the door. He’s not rushing us but I don’t want to push my luck.

“Thank you, Alexa.” We’re done for the day. I stand and press the door release button on the wall. I sneak another glance at my phone and tap the notification. The call was from Caro, not Mark. My disappointment is so sharp I can taste it. I guess he doesn’t have a job yet. I was so sure for a second there. But never mind. Early days. Early days.

The claxon sounds abruptly, bolts slide, and Nigel, slightly startled, trundles in.

I turn off the camera.





Words are said. He slips a thin gold band onto my finger.

His eyes, his face. His hands on mine. The music. The feel of the cold stone beneath my thin shoes. The scent of incense and flowers. Of eighty people’s best perfume. Happiness. Pure and clean.

We kiss, familiar voices rising loud behind us. And then the bone-shaking organ thundering out Mendelssohn’s titanic “Wedding March.”

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