Lily and the Octopus

I must say it with an accusatory tone because Jeffrey replies hesitantly. “I was going to.”


We never used to watch much TV; we used to talk about our days—commiserate over the things that bothered us most and laugh about the happenings that struck us as odd—but lately it has become a crutch. Our upstairs neighbor pulled me aside at their holiday party to say how happy it made her that she could hear the sound of laughter from our bedroom late at night. How well suited for each other we must be. I bit my lower lip to keep myself from saying it was Jeffrey watching reruns of Frasier.

Jeffrey closes his laptop to appease me and rests his phone on top of it. “Would you rather talk?”

I stare at his phone and think of the text message I saw and suddenly it doesn’t sit so well. When are you back? I want to play. I want to play means poker, surely. That much is innocent enough. But when are you back? Why does he have to be back to play a game that is played online?

“When are you coming back?” Lily would ask me those words every time I had to leave her. The first time was four months or so after I first brought her home. She was fascinated when I pulled my luggage out of the deep closet in the second bedroom. As soon as I had the suitcase unzipped she climbed pluckily inside, and since she wasn’t yet fully grown, a few wrinkles of skin puddled around her seated butt.

WHAT! IS! THIS! COZY! BOX! THIS! WOULD! MAKE! A! GREAT! BED! FOR! ME! I! LOVE! ITS! SIDES! AND! THIS! ELASTIC! STRAP!

“That is a suitcase. I have to put my things in it so I can travel.”

“Great. I’m already in it, so you’re ready to go!”

“Sadly, I can’t have you in it. It’s for my clothes and shoes and shaving kit.”

“Why can’t I be in it? I am one of your things!”

I sat down beside the suitcase and scratched the back of her head, between her ears. “You are, in fact, my most treasured thing.” She raised her nose in the air and squinted her eyes. “But you’re going to stay nearby and have an adventure of your own.”

Lily looked at me with her soulful, almond-shaped eyes. “We’re going on different adventures?” She was tugging my heartstrings the way she tugged at my shoelace at the puppy farm when we were introduced—slowly, but with purpose.

“Your adventure will be fun. You’re going to play with other puppies, the way you used to play with your brother and sisters, Harry, Kelly, and Rita.”

“Harry, Kelly, and Rita?”

“That’s right. But other puppies whose names I don’t know, but I’m sure are just as nice.”

The boarding facility I had selected was a ways outside the city and it was clean and welcoming and alive. Dogs roamed indoors and outdoors on their own whim, and there was a special place sectioned off for smaller and younger dogs. Inside, it smelled like pine.

A woman welcomed us and did her best to allay our fears; Lily and I were both apprehensive. “Is this Lily? Welcome, Lily. I think you’re going to love the other dachshunds here. Their names are Sadie and Sophie and Sophie Dee.”

Lily turned to me. “Are they the other puppies whose names you didn’t know?”

“That’s right. Except now I do know their names. They are Sadie and Sophie and Sophie Dee.”

“They are not Harry and Kelly and Rita?”

“No, they are Sadie and Sophie and Sophie Dee.”

Lily considered this for a moment before adding, “My mother’s name is Witchie-Poo.”

I scooped up Lily and balanced her on my arm. “They don’t need to know that.”

The woman took the canvas tote from my shoulder that held Lily’s blanket and food. I repositioned Lily so her paws were on my shoulder and I could whisper in her ear. “I’m coming back for you. In a week. Don’t ever think I’m not coming back.”

“When are you coming back?”

“In seven sleeps. I am coming back for you.”

I kissed her on the top of her head and sat her on the ground. I handed her leash to the lady, so that she was now in control of my dog. “C’mon,” she said. “I’ll introduce you to Sadie and Sophie and Sophie Dee.” Then she turned to me. “She’ll be fine.”

I nodded. I knew this. But also not. Would she? Be fine? Lily stood and turned back to look at me and we both swallowed the lumps in our throats.

The lady opened the gate to the smaller dogs’ pen and I caught a glimpse of the other three dachshunds. Two of them were long-haired, and one was short-haired like Lily. I imagined the short-haired dachshund to be Sadie because she had a dappled coat and looked most different from the other two, who just happened to look like Sophies. All three greeted Lily with wagging tails.

HELLO! HELLO! HELLO! I’M! SADIE! I’M! SOPHIE! I’M! SOPHIE! DEE!

Lily paused before her tail started to wag and she entered the pen. Once inside she disappeared in a blur of paws and tails and ears as the gate closed behind her. The last thing I heard was her distinctive bark.

I’M! LILY!

In my car I broke down in ridiculous sobs.

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