Tyson bared his teeth at the lion. “Time to hurry home and groom your mane.”
Lion shifters were not only delusional but really proud – kings of the jungle. It pissed them right off that the council leader was a wolf shifter. They hadn’t had a representative for at least the last four councils. Jerad straightened, the affable personality disappearing under the storm clouds crossing his features. He was striding toward Tyson right up until Braxton’s hand landed on his shoulder. “Move.”
It was enough for Jerad to grab his tray, turn, and stalk away.
Braxton dropped down on the other side of me. “You need better taste in men,” he said.
I glared before reaching across him and stealing his coffee. I needed more caffeine. Somehow my cup was empty. I didn’t even remember finishing it. “You know I gave him the boot ages ago, he’s just having trouble understanding how anyone could not want him.” I flicked my free hand at Braxton. “And you make it hard to find good men. You scare away any but the most alpha shifters and they’re always arrogant dicks.”
“We alphas are confident, not arrogant,” he said, as he picked up another cup off his tray and waved it in front of me. “Now give me back my coffee.”
I moaned as the scent of hot chocolate hit my nostrils. I love chocolate in any form. It was at the top of my food pyramid. In reality, it was pretty much my entire food pyramid.
I reached out my hand that wasn’t clutching the coffee. “Give me,” I said, waggling my fingers. “Don’t make me chase it, you know that only ends in tears.”
“Coffee first.” He held the cup just out of my reach.
Boys are mean.
I reluctantly parted with his coffee and was rewarded with heaven in a glass.
“Forget sex, I’ll just have hot chocolate,” I moaned again.
“Keep eating chocolate like that and sex will be the last thing anyone wants from you, fatty.”
Giselda Krass, BEF, strolled past my table. She was tall and that anorexic-looking skinny, which I found unnatural and repulsive. With her long red hair and deathly pale skin, I had a sneaky suspicion that she was one of the dangerous magic users, those who dabbled in the darker side.
She was sneering so prominently I couldn’t help but laugh loudly. “I know you’re confused, Krass, considering you weigh about the same as an eight year old with the curves to match, but I have hips and boobs.” I tapped my chin. “Who knows, it might happen for you one day too.”
With a huff and glare, she stormed past with the rest of her witchy coven of evil cows.
Tyson clenched his jaw. “Giselda’s friggin’ creepy. And she stinks of death.”
I tightened my fist around my fork. “If she starts talking about animal sacrifices again, I’m going to kill her.” Shifters didn’t take too kindly to the disrespect of any species. We shared a soul with our animals and rejoiced in their intelligence and beauty.
The three of us were quiet as we finished our breakfast. The boys let me pick bits and pieces off their plates. They knew it was easier than fighting with me. In the end they’d finish my leftovers. If there were any.
I glanced up from my tub of yogurt as the chair across from me scraped. Maximus stood there with a pale-faced Mischa beside him.
“Look who I found,” he said, before pulling out a chair for her.
She set her tray down. My eyes widened as I took in the dismal selection. There were only like … five things on her plate, and one was granola.
“Where’s the rest of your food?” I asked.
She shrugged as she sat. “I don’t eat much for breakfast.”
I’m sorry, what? Who was this crazy lady? Breakfast was the most important meal of the day, closely followed by lunch and dinner and three or four snacks in between.
Tyson’s dimples appeared as he smiled. “Are you sure they’re sisters?”
I ignored him. “Where’s Jake?” I asked Maximus.
I was a little worried about him. He was taking the fey death very personally. I didn’t want him going off half-cocked trying to find the killer.
“He’s over at the council table,” Maximus said. “Trying to get some more information out of them.”
That reminded me. “We need to have a chat with a troll today too.”