“All set,” Scott told him and made a mental note in the back of his spinning head to check.
“I have a delivery coming in tomorrow morning,” Joe told him. “I asked them to reroute it to the funeral home. You’ll be there around ten, right?”
“Absolutely. Not a problem.”
“How old of a guy?”
“Excuse me?”
“The old coot.”
“Oh, him. Sixty-nine. Bachelor. Lived alone.”
“Obese?”
Scott stopped mid-bite. Even with a fuzzy head, Joe’s interest seemed odd.
Joe noticed Scott’s hesitancy and said, “Just curious,” and sipped his wine. “You know how it is. Occupational hazard.” He gave Scott one of his winning grins and Scott relaxed.
“You should hear the calls I get,” Joe continued. “Independent brokers, toolers, even surgeons contact me. And the worst are these conference organizers. You should hear them. ‘Hey, Joe, I need six torsos, five shoulders, and a dozen knee specimens in two weeks.’”
He slung back the rest of his wine, reached for the bottle, and filled his glass, taking time to top off Scott’s again.
“And you should see these conferences.” Joe pushed his plate aside and planted an elbow in its place on the table. “Five-star resorts, usually with beaches and golf courses. First-class flight, deluxe suite, dinners, cocktail parties. It’s all included for the surgeons.”
Scott slid his plate aside and mirrored Joe’s posture, leaning in and sipping his wine. He really didn’t need any more alcohol. His head was already starting to swim. But now he just nodded and listened, grateful because he wasn’t sure he could trust his words to not slur.
“And for guys like us, Scott? The sky’s the limit. Don’t get me wrong. I respect the rules of the trade. It’s not my fault there’re so few. And as long as I transport within Florida I don’t even have to worry about shipping regulations.”
Scott was still stuck on the phrase “guys like us.” He liked that Joe finally considered him a part of his network, his ’hood.
“Can I get you gentlemen some dessert?”
The waitress’s sudden presence startled Scott.
“Yes,” Joe answered as smoothly as if he hadn’t had several Scotches and half a bottle of wine. “How ’bout the flaming cherries jubilee?” He was asking Scott, not the waitress.
“Oh, absolutely,” Scott managed, surprised at sounding so coherent.
“Excellent choice.” She rewarded Joe with a smile. “Oh, and I need to get a cheeseburger to go. Medium well,” he told the waitress.
“Fries?”
“That’d be perfect.”
As she left, Scott raised an eyebrow at Joe. “Still hungry?”
“Don’t ask. I promised someone.”
But something had changed in Joe’s demeanor. Scott saw it immediately though he couldn’t put his finger on what it was exactly. It made Joe sit up. He waved a hand over the table.
“This is the lifestyle, Scott. And it only promises to grow. I can’t keep up with the demand. Having a few choice funeral directors like yourself has really helped. You know, you guys are the true gatekeepers of America’s donor program. You have such tremendous influence over whether a family recognizes the valuable gift their loved one can give to future generations.”
Scott recognized the switch and he felt disappointed. Joe had lapsed back into his “you guys” pitch. Before the waitress interrupted, it was “guys like us.” He felt like Joe had started to open up, that they were more like buddies, not the Death Salesman shoring up the ranks.
Once again, Scott wondered who Joe Black really was.
CHAPTER 27
When Maggie offered to buy the aircrew drinks, she honestly didn’t think they would show up. It was late. Maybe she should have offered dinner. Food had been the last thing on her mind after a second landing at Baptist Hospital to deliver the injured boater and his two dogs. Now, despite having examined the rancid cooler, she found herself hungry.
While she waited, she checked her phone messages. The Escambia County medical examiner would be processing the body parts at nine tomorrow morning. He gave Maggie directions.
She text-messaged Wurth to join them for drinks, to be her backup, but his quick response was
Prob not happenin. Catch ya at brkfst?
Maggie hated deciphering text messages. Still none from Tully and she had to remind herself that it was Sunday. Identifying the rope wasn’t a matter of life and death. It was just one of those things that nagged at her. When the aircrew arrived, they sat down around her at the table as though meeting another inquisition.