Cat Among the Pigeons (Cat Royal Adventures #2)

‘You’re being careful, aren’t you?’


‘Me? Of course. Syd’s boys are escorting me to and from the theatre. I’m staying in Drury Lane or at Signor Angelini’s, and never sticking my nose out of doors. I’ve got Joe and Nick waiting for me now outside.’

‘Good.’ Footsteps approached. We fell silent and waited for them to pass.

‘You know,’ I said once the coast was clear, ‘I was thinking that if the worst comes to the worst I’ll try to get to Johnny in America. He offered me a home, you know.’

‘I remember. He probably realized it wouldn’t be long before you did something really outrageous. He saw it brewing inside you.’

I dug him in the ribs for that. Pedro smiled.

‘Yes, my sisters would have loved you,’ he added. ‘I know it’s got you into very hot water, but at least you told Hawkins what you really thought of him. I wish I’d done that when I was his slave.’

‘No, you don’t. You wouldn’t have lived if you had. And you did do it on Friday in any case. You beat him good and proper in public.’

Pedro peered around the edge of the tomb. ‘I’d better go. There’s no knowing how long Frank’s diversion will last.’ He gave my hand a final squeeze. ‘See you, Cat.’

‘Goodbye, Pedro.’

I waited for him to disappear back into the Sunday crowds before crawling out from my hiding place. No sooner had I dusted myself down than a heavy hand landed on my shoulder, making me jump out of my skin.

‘Hengrave! What are you doing, boy?’ It was Mr Castleton, the Latin teacher.

‘Just paying my respects to Shakespeare, sir,’ I improvised. ‘I’ve never been to Poets’ Corner before.’

He let go of my shoulder. ‘Hmm. You probably didn’t know that you are now supposed to be in Bible study until noon. As it’s your first week, I won’t report you.’ He tipped his hat to the bard and steered me back towards the main doors. ‘You like Shakespeare, do you, Hengrave?’

‘Yes, sir, I love him,’ I replied honestly.

‘I went to a most remarkable performance of The Tempest myself on Friday. “The cloud-capped towers, the gorgeous palaces . . . shall dissolve . . . Leave not a rack behind.”’

‘“We are such stuff

As dreams are made on; and our little life

Is rounded with a sleep,”’ I finished for him.

Mr Castleton looked at me with approval. ‘Poetry, my boy, poetry. I’m delighted to see you have learnt it by rote. It’s the only way to get the rhythms into your heart. I suppose you went to the theatre in Dublin?’

‘Occasionally,’ I said with a smile. I had not had to learn that speech by rote; it was in my blood.

‘Well, lad, if you’re lucky, I might just take you to the home of drama itself – Theatre Royal, Drury Lane. There you’ll see the very best actors of our age – Mr Kemble and his incomparable sister, Mrs Siddons. Would you like that?’

A lump had risen in my throat. ‘I don’t know, sir,’ I said huskily.

‘Well, I do. A boy like you who understands true poetry will be swept away by the experience. I would be proud to be the first to introduce you to the delights of the London stage.’

‘Thank you, sir.’ His kindness was alarming. He sounded as if he intended to carry out his promise. ‘Perhaps next term?’

‘Yes, yes, boy. Find your feet here first, eh? Is that what you’re thinking?’

I nodded.

‘I must remember you when it comes to casting the Latin play next week. You’d make a lovely Electra.’

‘My Latin isn’t all that good, sir. I don’t think I’m up to appearing in a play,’ I said hastily, not adding that I certainly didn’t want to be cast as a girl.

‘Nonsense! I can coach you in your part. You have the soul of the language – that’s what counts. That’s what makes the Westminster Latin play fit for kings! Indeed, the Prince of Wales himself is a great supporter – loves to see the Latin greats on the stage here at the school.’

As we descended the steps, I saw that Frank and Charlie had the unfortunate runner backed up against the porch.

‘Come on, Smythie, you can’t tell me you don’t remember Ponsonby Wilmington. Good lord, man, he went to Delhi with you on the same ship,’ Frank was saying.

‘Look, sir, this has gone far enough.’ The trap’s face was now the same colour as his scarf. ‘I’m not Captain What-yer-ma-call-it. I don’t know any Ponsonby Wilmington. I’ve never been to India. I’m an officer of the law and you are obstructing my enquiries!’

Frank saw me emerging with Mr Castleton. He gave me a grin as he waited for me to pass.

‘Do you know, Charlie, I think I may have made a mistake. Come to think of it, Captain Bennington-Smythe doesn’t look anything like our man here, not since he had that wooden leg fitted. I’m awfully sorry to have inconvenienced you, officer. My mistake entirely.’

Frank and Charlie both shook the man solemnly by the hand.

‘Carry on, officer, carry on,’ said Charlie. ‘So sorry to have detained you.’

And ignoring me and Mr Castleton, they turned tail and bolted into Westminster School before the runner had time to protest.

‘Those two,’ said the teacher with a shake of his head. ‘Always up to something. What was that all about, I wonder?’

‘I’ve no idea, sir,’ I lied.


The midday bell released us from Bible study. I had hoped that Richmond had forgotten his desire to teach me fencing, but he looked over as we rose to leave the room and gave me a businesslike nod.

‘Don’t worry, Cat. We’ll come and make sure he plays fair,’ said Frank, following my gaze.

‘Avon, Hengrave Senior, come here!’ Dr Vincent had appeared in the door with a thunderous expression on his face. ‘What’s all this I hear about you accosting an officer of the law this morning?’